The Chinese Coronavirus is here, but will it be Epic, or not so much…? Stay tuned.
Wait a minute!! Apocalypse, not Alpacalypse…
Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse?
WTF
New Coronavirus Handwashing Protocol Released
The CDC notes that this new approach to explaining proper ‘Handwashing Procedures’ is their most effective effort yet. The Director remarked, “Everyone knows how hard it is to remove the ‘liberal’ from a Democrat, so it was just natural to extend that to the effort needed to root out the Chinese Coronavirus.”
Keith Richards RIP Update – Chinese Coronavirus Edition
You might say that Keith is the ‘canary in the coal mine‘ for the impact of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic.
Hey! Need Toilet Paper??
Ki-Ki-Ki. Ma-Ma-Ma. I’ve got all the Toilet Paper you’ll ever need….
“Ch ch ch, Ah ah ah. Or Ki ki ki, Ma ma ma.” So, which one is it? You decide…
CDC Chic – COVID-19 Hair Styling Tips
Perfect for maintaining the CDC’s recommended ‘Six Feet‘ of personal separation.
Moma Don’t Take My Toilet Paper Away…
“I’ll give you my toilet paper when you pry it from my cold, dead hands,” said a Costco shopper.
Regional Coronavirus Warnings – Texas
Y’all Wash Your Hands, Y’hear.
The Heartbreak Of Jalapeno Hands
https://youtu.be/uhkV2V7YKe0
The Age of Coronavirus – Measuring Wealth
Sunshine, Hand Sanitizer and Toilet Paper Could Be The Cure For Coronavirus
Aquarius / Let the Sunshine In
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Age of Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions…
The 5th Dimension – “Aquarius / Let the Sunshine In”
Sanitizer Man – ‘Novels’ Coronavirus Super Hero
Holy Flaming Bagpipes, Batman!!
Novel Coronavirus
Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV). A novel coronavirus (nCoV) is a new strain that has not been previously identified in humans.
Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people. Detailed investigations found that SARS-CoV was transmitted from civet cats to humans and MERS-CoV from dromedary camels to humans. Several known coronaviruses are circulating in animals that have not yet infected humans.
