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Governor Cuomo’s Presser Provides ‘Information’ On More Than Just Coronavirus

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Actually, Governor, that was way more information than we ever needed to know.  Before trying that polo-no T-shirt thing again, either use some duct tape (ouch) or order yourself some Nippies from Amazon.  You’re actually quite competitive with Janet Jackson’s infamous Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction“.  But…. then again??!!

The Infamous Wardrobe Malfunction – Eye Bleach Alert

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Texas Toilet Paper Horror Show

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Oh, Nooo’s!!!  Toilet paper shipment goes up in flames in Texas truck crash…

FoxNews – A tractor-trailer carrying a load of toilet paper rolled over and burst into flames on a Texas highway early Wednesday morning, as people are hoarding the household necessity around the country during the coronavirus pandemic.

Video from a traffic camera showed the truck still smoldering three hours after the crash. It happened around 4:15 a.m. on Interstate 20 near Dallas, snarling traffic for hours, Fox 4 reported.