Other fine citizens not detered by nature or conflagration.
**Thanks Anon in MT
GTFOH!!
Rube Goldberg Passes The Pepper – Social Distancing Style
The Rube Goldberg “Pass The Pepper” Machine.
Porky Gets Hammered….
Son of a beyatch, Porky. I’ll bet that smarts.
Coronavirus PPE by Rube Goldberg
These Personal Protection Equipment genius’ have done the Master Inventor proud.
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OK Go – This Too Shall Pass – Rube Goldberg Machine – Official Video
I Wasn’t Doing Much On My Coronavirus Cinco de Mayo Lockdown,
But Then…
Why the ‘effing fuck not, eh?
The Daisy Red Ryder “Shoot Your Eye Out” Maidenform Bra
Each Daisy Red Ryder “Shoot Your Eye Out” Maidenform Bra comes with it’s own RSO-Range Safety Officer to check down range before going on hot. But remember, safety is everyone’s job.
Many a young man sadly (or gladly, as the case may be) suffered eye damage from the Daisy Red Ryder “Shoot Your Eye Out” Maidenform Bra when the ‘Commence Firing’ command was given and he just started blazing away.
“Here’s Johnny” – Jack Bananolson
https://youtu.be/fLEdpDpoTTA
BBQ Barbie Or Just Barbie-Q?
You want Hot or Mild sauce on that pig?
New Hand Sanitizer Still In Stock
**/sarc ‘n /snark
It’s Not The Coronavirus Knocking At Your Door
Mormon Church Switches To Missionary Robots – Kicks Bicycles To Curb
The Babylon Bee–As more organizations and religions try to navigate the coronavirus outbreak, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has unveiled its new army of missionary robots. The robots will go
from door to door spreading Mormon beliefs.
“GREETINGS, HUMAN. DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST?” the robots say when you open the door. “NON-BELIEVER DETECTED. DEPLOYING CONVERSION PROTOCOL.”
One man confronted with one of the early models of the LDSBOT9000 attempted to change the subject to the weather: “Yeah, nice day we’re having, isn’t it?” he said nervously.
Styx – Mr. Roboto (Official Video)
**Found here.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
