FashionWeek
Ho’ No, Michelle O’!! Say It’s Not So…
The Gateway Pundit reports, “Michelle Obama Flaunts Thigh-High Sequin Streetwalker Boots on Book Tour.”
Sarah Jessica Parker, who played Carrie Bradshaw in the highly popular TV series “Sex and the City,” had an obsession with high end shoes and boots, so the TV star gushed over Michelle Obama’s over-the-top thigh-high boots.
Didn’t write a ‘best-seller’ and don’t have the big bucks ($4000) to blow on boots…? Well, as some famous cable network opinionator says, “Let not your heart be troubled”, because there is a low-cost solution from Ho’s R Us – err… The Upscale Stripper. For a little over a hundred $Bucks you can have your very own pair of the Michelle O’ knockoffs. The only kicker is that you have to fight Barry O’ for them.
Auditioning To Be The New Jelly Belly Candy Company ‘Spokesbelly’
Jelly Belly Factory Tour
https://youtu.be/h3eqMnrgd2s
New Meaning Given For ‘Coffin Nails’
**Coffin Nails, Stiletto Nails, & The Other 8 Nail Shapes You Should Definitely Know Before Your Next Mani
**Coffin Nails – Fit for the Marlboro Man
https://youtu.be/k_klOhy-el0
New Natural “Lip Plumper” Discovered
But there’s a catch…..Eeewww!!!
Flashing Pumpkins
The Flashing…
And the Smashing…
FashionWeek – Backasswards Butt Look
The play on words pun, “backasswards Butt look” was not so bad. The look itself….not so much.
Emergency Eye Bleach Station
Thanks (I think?) Anon in MT
Lollipop Land Welcome Agent
He’s on his way to work as an “Official Lollipop Land Munchkin Welcome Agent”. The ‘crocs‘ are just for traveling to the jobsite – he’ll be donning his Official Munchkin-approved Footwear before beginning his greeter duties.
“The Wizard of Oz” – A Munchkin Welcome
https://youtu.be/6KSiyaqnZYs















