FashionWeek
Dignitysink
In the world of electronics, we have “heatsinks“. These are the little devices that suck the heat away from your laptop computer and cook your balls. Sorry. I mean turn your thighs into bacon.
We now have an item of apparel called a “DignitySink”. You wear these little hushpuppies and any self-esteem you might still retain leaks into the street.
Two Ways to Hide a Plumbers Crack
Cracked? Or Cleaved? Your Choice.
Dr. Seuss’ New Cat
He’s called “The Cat in the Sock”.
One wonders whether the “Cat in the Hat” will be forced to train his replacement???
Abandoned by the HairGods
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Fashion Week Somewhere
As surely as the sun comes up, it must be “Fashion Week” somewhere on this planet. Or perhaps some other one?? And just as surely the sun sets on pride, self-esteem, dignity, and self-respect.
