Comey Tweets ‘It’s All A Nothingburger’

Na Na Na Na! Hey Hey Goodbye!

Well, no, James. That’s all for today, but don’t worry…be happy. There’s tomorrow, and next Tuesday, and Monday the week after, and April and on and on. So do be prepared to eat your fill of Nothingburgers.

 

 

“Americans Are Dreamers, Too”

President Donald J. Trump from his State of the Union address,

Tonight, I am extending an open hand to work with members of both parties — Democrats and Republicans — to protect our citizens of every background, color, religion, and creed. My duty, and the sacred duty of every elected official in this chamber, is to defend Americans — to protect their safety, their families, their communities, and their right to the American Dream.

Because Americans are dreamers too.

#AmericansAreDreamersToo

Adam Schiff, Pencilneck Prevaricator

Adam “Pencilneck” Schiff in full blown Trump Derangement Syndrome

So none of Adam Schiff’s Democrats would read Nunes’ “Memo” even though it was made available to them. And then Ol’ “Pencilneck” Schiff concocts a Democratic Response Memo that he won’t let the Republicans read….but, wait for it, he criticizes the Republicans for not voting to release a memo he wouldn’t let them read. This has gone way beyond bug-eyed  “Trump Derangement Syndrome” crazy.

 

Lindsey Graham vs. Stephen Miller – ‘The Thrilla In DCilla’

Lightweight Senator Lindsey Graham is refusing to accept a challenge from brawling newcomer Stephen Miller for a ‘Winner Takes All’ Immigration Debate bout on Tucker Carlson’s Friday Night Fights.  Some say the bout could rival the “Fight of the Century” or the “Rumble in the Jungle” from the Golden Age of Pugilistic Style Debating.

The ‘Probable’ Lindsey Graham vs. The Really ‘Real’ Stephen Miller

**Google’s ‘face recognition’ is vacillating between naming the “Clown-faced” image Lindsey Graham or James Comey. For purposes of this post, we’re dealing with two peas from the same motherpod. So, for full disclosure, our position is that the clown’s face was used “as an example only” of Senator Lindsey Graham in clownface.  “Effing Clown lawyers are murder on details.