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Obama Claims His Administration ‘Virtually’ Scandal Free
Trump is at the plate. No more ‘slow pitch softballs’ allowed.
We’ll Miss You Gropin’ Joe
Joe Biden didn’t get his nickname “Gropin’ Joe” for no reason…
Author of ‘Golden Showers’ Dossier Found?
Could we have found the author of the infamous Trump ‘Golden Showers’ Dossier along with his two talented assistants?
Arrgh! Swashbuckling McCain and Kremlin Booty
The DailyMail reports that “‘I did what any citizen should do’: Sworn Trump enemy John McCain admits HE handed smear dossier to FBI – because he had no idea if it was credible”.
Well, John. How did that work out for you?
Chiraq – New Year’s Cemetary Field Trips
That Graceland Cemetery and Arboretum Tour last week was exciting. The folks at HeyJackass.com recommend it as your final stop in absorbing Chicago culture.
Free, self-guided theme tours through Graceland Cemetery can focus on Chicago’s great architects and their influence, the city’s turbulent history, its powerful and inventive citizens, or the Cemetery’s natural beauty. A road map is available at the Graceland office, near the historic entrance.
2016 Chiraq Murder Statistics from HeyJackass.com.
A New Pajama Boy And a New Sheriff in Town
Rumor has it that Ethan Krupp is worried that he’ll be out of work once Barry Obama is out of office. The soon to be ex-Pajama Boy realizes that even he isn’t as big of a pussy as the soon to be ex-president.
McCain Says Russia Guilty of ‘Act of War’
If CNN reports it, it must not be ‘fake news’. From CNN, “McCain: Russian cyberintrusions an ‘act of war’“. An observation before the money quote, however. It’s not all about you and Lindsay becoming relevant again, John. Thank God you don’t have a ‘button’ and a ‘red phone’ and a 03:00 am call.
Sen. John McCain said Friday that Russia’s alleged meddling in the 2016
presidential election amounted to an “act of war.”
The Arizona Republican, who is chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, also has scheduled a hearing for next week on foreign cyberthreats to the US, which will also focus on Russian cyberhacking, a committee aide told CNN earlier Friday.
I can’t wait for the revised lyrics of John and Lindsay’s hit song, “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran“.
“Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb” – Slim Pickens rides the bomb (1964).






















