When you can see even one, you know there’s an infestation just under the surface.
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#DTS – Don’t Let Pond Scum Escape
Make sure you check out the ‘floaters‘ in the pond with L’l Barry.
Dems New ‘Stoopid’ Challenge
First the “Ice Bucket” Challenge went viral, then it was the “Plastic Bag” Challenge. Now it’s the “Stoopid Challenge” and nobody knows how that bad boy is gonna work out.
**Stoopid is Stupid on Steroids
Sen. Lindsay ‘MeeToo’ Graham Hacked By Russians
In a struggle for relevancy, Sen. ‘MeeToo’ Lindsay Graham divulged on CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room that he was going after the Russkies, bigly, because he got hacked by that KGB dude, Vlad Putin.
Sen. Lindsey Graham: Russians hacked into my campaign account https://t.co/UYpqI3esEb https://t.co/lOdrMVb6Gc
— CNN (@CNN) December 14, 2016
Well, I say put up or shut up, Senator. Show us the documents supporting your claim. Who hacked you? When were you hacked? Were the hackers State Actors or free-lance? What systems were hacked? Was any data stolen? What level of security did your systems have? Who was responsible for your systems security? Why are you just coming forward with this information now? Are you and the Agents that gave this ‘information’ to you willing to testify under oath that it was definitively Russian State Actors that penetrated your systems? Your turn, Senator.
Brian ‘Milli Vanilli’ Williams
Milli Vanilli “became one of the most popular pop acts in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Their success quickly turned to infamy when Morvan, Pilatus and their agent Sergio Vendero confessed that Morvan and Pilatus did not actually sing any of the vocals heard on the record.”
So, kiddies, you see why Brian has his new middle name. And here’s a few more wonderful examples of FakeNews brought to you by your favs, Brian and Hillary.
Daily Darwin – Keeping Your Head
Darwin gives this explicit advice, “Sometimes to keep your genomes, you have to keep your head”. How sage, Mr. Darwin.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
It’s Deja Poo All Over Again
Well, now you have the ‘real’ news. According to Townhall, President Obama blamed Fox News for the Democratic loss because “Fox News [was] in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country”. That’s a wrap folks. All you need to know is that it was somebody else’s fault. Not Obama’s. Case closed.
**Yogi Berra – “It’s deja vu all over again“
Geezers For Trump
Who’s got the pot? And the Metamucil? What do you mean, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want?”
We’re here for the Trump Revolution.
Jefferson Airplane – “Volunteers” (Live at Woodstock – 1969)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHBr0ndKus
Drain The Swamp
We ready a new category – either to be “Drain The Swamp” or “Impeach Crooked Hillary”. For tonight, my vote is for “Drain The Swamp”. On the morrow, perhaps the category will morph into “Impeach Crooked Hillary”.
Do Be a Debate Dog
Gear up because the ‘stuffs gonna fly. Hillary invited Mark Cuban (notorious Trumpophobic) to Monday night’s Presidential Debate and The “Donald” responded by inviting Gennifer Flowers (notorious buxom Bill Clinton 
paramour). And depending on the number of front row seats Trump has, he most certainly will invite Monica, Juanita, Kathleen, and Dolly.
Just in case the above ladies have a previous engagement, there are rumors that Trump will do a Clint Eastwood empty seat deal with name tags on them.
For that matter, Trump has a plethora of choices to get inside Hillary’s head. It wouldn’t be that hard for him to fill up the entire front row with Bill’s previous dalliances. Let’s see, you have, in reserve, Paula, Maria, Belinda, Naomi, Markie, Patricia, Elizabeth, Sally….
My New Home Is In Chappaqua
When Trump gave a speech on terrorism and immigration and said,
We want people to come into our country, but they have to come in legally, through a process…. No one has a right to immigrate to this country.
It seemed pretty reasonable to most folks, but not Hillary Clinton. She retweeted,
Hillary’s comment makes no more sense than me saying I have a right to move into this random house at 15 Old House Ln, Chappaqua, NY 10514. (Come on, Secret Service. Just joking. Using Reductio ad absurdum to argue the absurdity of Hillary’s comment.)
Little Miss TrigglyPuff
Little Miss TrigglyPuff is still alive and protesting ‘whatever’ again this year on your college and university campuses.
Yesterday we have Brown University’s student body president announcing she will be hand-delivering 
menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms, in order to communicate the message that “pads and tampons are a necessity, not a luxury,” and that not all people who menstruate are women.
And today we get the lecture about “micro-aggressions”, “micro-invalidations” and “micro-pin-headisms”.
All this for only $52,000 as year. No wonder these kids will still be living at home when they’re 35 years old.
Don’t be too disheartened, but check The Daily Callers, “Fancypants College: Equating Hard Work With Success And Saying ‘You Guys’ Are ‘Microaggressions’ Now“.
And here’s a reprise of the One, the Only, the Original Trigglypuff. Watch.