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FakeNews Canada – Climate Refugee, Santa Claus, Moving to South Pole

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The Canadian Government should be ashamed of itself for trying to frighten all the little kiddies with the AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) FakeNews story that Santa has become a “Climate Refugee” and is moving to the South Pole.  Here’s the BIG LIE from The Government of Canada’s “Policy Horizons”.  The following pile of polar bear excrement, err…government sponsored misinformation demonstrates that nothing is out of bounds for a Liberal trying to argue an issue….

Santa is moving to the South Pole

What?

Thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.

So What?

Santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals. This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.

Joey Buttarooco Named As Latest Celebrity Groper

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That’s probably not the “Long Island Lolita” pictured with old Gropin’ Joey.

Joey Buttarooco, Celebrity Groper, Photographed in the act.

**Kangaroos are often colloquially referred to as “roos”. Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers, jacks, or old men; females are does, flyers, or jills, and the young ones are joeys. The collective noun for kangaroos is a mob, troop, or court.

Spanky Ponders Robert Mueller’s Trump Investigation

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Spanky’s Story is almost as ‘remarkable’ as Robert Mueller’s so-called investigation.  As a matter of fact, Spanky’s story might even stand up in court.  Bob Mueller’s?  Maybe not so much….

https://youtu.be/o9PeXUsdFys

Kate Steinle Murder Trial Juror Comments On Verdict

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From CBS-SFBayArea, “Jury Finds Garcia Zarate Not Guilty In Steinle Murder Trial“.

Unnamed juror from the Kate Steinle Murder Trial is overheard saying, “Suck on that Donald ‘Effing Trump.”

Jurors Thursday afternoon acquitted the illegal immigrant accused of killing Kate Steinle as she walked with her father on a crowded San Francisco pier of all charges except for felony possession of a firearm.

A spokesperson for the Superior Court of California made the announcement that the jury had reached a verdict shortly after 3 p.m. Shortly after 4:30 p.m., the shocking verdict was announced that Jose Ines Garcia Zarate was found not guilty of all charges except for the gun possession charge.

Sources close to the jury claim that most of the jury deliberations focused on how best to send President Donald Trump a message about not messing around with ‘Sanctuary California’.

**FakeNewsThatIsProbablyTrue