Trump Derangement Syndrome

Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell

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Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.

 

**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.

**FakeNewsAlert**

An Opinion ‘NotWorthy’ Of Two Spits

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Gus Kenworthy’s opinion of Ivanka Trump’s visit to the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics should  more appropriately be called Gus’ “Notworthy” opinion. Stupid play on words, but….Stupid is and stupid does.

 

Nancy ‘Crumbs’ Pelosi’s Newest Border Security Plan – “Mow The Grass”

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Wat???  Nancy’s latest suggestion personifies the effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome – dementia mixed with desperation.

“Well, I’m not the wall’s biggest advocate in Congress, but I do know that representatives in the House and Senators in that body from the border wall areas have some serious objection to a wall because they know how detrimental it can be to the community trade, to all of the other aspects of a border.” But again, lets sit down and talk things through and see what makes sense. Not some commitment to a promise that we’re going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. That’s never going to happen. Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do, or mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass, that’s something, levies, technology, personnel.”

Found here.

Nancy Pelosi – “No Wall needed, Mow the grass.”

Nancy, you are the gift that just keeps on giving. Thank you for what you do.

Slithering Adam Schiff Lies About Dem Memo

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The Democrats couldn’t just write a legitimate rebuttal memo based on facts, because they knew the facts were not on their side. So they did what all good Democrats do, they deflected and mislead. Our story is crap, they said, so let’s make the story about Donald Trump, instead.