Trump Derangement Syndrome

John ‘Effing Kerry – Shadow Diplomat, Iranian Colluder and Smurf

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Poweline has the story, “Kerry’s Collusion“, which gives one a glimpse into the depths of John ‘Effing Kerry’s perfidy.

John Kerry has colluded with the Iranian regime to preserve the Iran deal from its prospective undoing by the president of the United States. Matt Viser calls it “shadow diplomacy” in his Boston Globe article breaking the story. Isn’t this the kind of thing for which then Acting Attorney Sally Yates sicced the FBI on Michael Flynn? Because it allegedly violated the Logan Act? Why, yes, it is. (I requested a comment from Yates this morning via email.)

John ‘Effing Kerry – Cycle Diplomacy

John ‘Effing Kerry – Smurf Diplomacy

John ‘Effing Kerry – Windsailing Diplomacy

Major Garrett – Take Your Turn On Sarah Sanders’ Press Podium

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At Thursday’s White House Press Briefing we find CBS’ Major Garrett insinuating that White house Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, might be in legal jeopardy over Stormy Daniels briefings, “When you’ve given answers around this general topic you gave us the best information you had at the time. Now it appears your position is you’re not going to comment because it’s ongoing litigation. Have you been advised not to wade into this to protect yourself from any potential legal exposure by giving either false information or information that proves later not to be able to be withstood in court?”

What we suggest is for Ms. Sanders to invite Major Garrett up to the Press Briefing Podium to answer a few questions about CBS News’ own Charlie Rose and his “27 accusers” and the , the “multiple CBS Executives” that covered up Charlie’s little peccadilloes.

Stormy Daniels’ Big Trump News – “He Made Me Watch Shark Week”

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The morning after the ‘big’ 60 Minutes Stormy Daniels interview, the Washington Post is keeping ‘Democracy Alive‘ by opening Al Capone’s Vault, err…. Stormy Daniels’ Vault and dishing this sordid story, “Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and Shark Week: ‘He made me sit and watch’.” Oh, THE HORROR!

Stormy Daniels says that when she knocked on Donald Trump’s private bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel in July 2007, the adult film actress found the “Celebrity Apprentice” figure already engaged. Too busy to talk business, or jump into what Daniels would later describe as extramarital sex. Everything had to wait.

Trump was glued — like millions of others across the globe in more than 70 countries — to the television.

“I remember arriving, and he was watching ‘Shark Week,’” Daniels told Anderson Cooper in Sunday’s must-see “60 Minutes” interview. “He made me sit and watch an entire documentary about shark attacks.”

Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell

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Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.

 

**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.

**FakeNewsAlert**

An Opinion ‘NotWorthy’ Of Two Spits

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Gus Kenworthy’s opinion of Ivanka Trump’s visit to the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics should  more appropriately be called Gus’ “Notworthy” opinion. Stupid play on words, but….Stupid is and stupid does.

 

Nancy ‘Crumbs’ Pelosi’s Newest Border Security Plan – “Mow The Grass”

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Wat???  Nancy’s latest suggestion personifies the effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome – dementia mixed with desperation.

“Well, I’m not the wall’s biggest advocate in Congress, but I do know that representatives in the House and Senators in that body from the border wall areas have some serious objection to a wall because they know how detrimental it can be to the community trade, to all of the other aspects of a border.” But again, lets sit down and talk things through and see what makes sense. Not some commitment to a promise that we’re going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. That’s never going to happen. Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do, or mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass, that’s something, levies, technology, personnel.”

Found here.

Nancy Pelosi – “No Wall needed, Mow the grass.”

Nancy, you are the gift that just keeps on giving. Thank you for what you do.