Terminal Derangement Syndromes

TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?

Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons

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Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.

**FakeNews Alert

Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans

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President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list.  He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020.  Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters.  He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.

“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer

https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s

Why Is Donna Brazile Worried About Snipers?

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The Washington Examiner reports, “Donna Brazile reveals paranoia over Russians spying on her, snipers peering through her window“.  Or, perhaps, Donna knows what the term “Arkancide” means.  And remember, Donna, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

In the memoir, which will have the title, “Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House,” Brazile talks about the mysterious murder of DNC data staffer Seth Rich, which some conspiracy theorists say is because he leaked internal DNC emails to WikiLeaks, and wrote about how she felt her own life was in danger.

Brazile says she shut the blinds to her office window so snipers could not see her, according the Washington Post. She also installed surveillance cameras in her home and fretted over whether the Russians had bugged her DNC executive suite with listening devices.

Who Truly Represents American Values? The Trumps? Or Barack Obama?

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Here’s a lesson Barack Obama could learn from Donald and Melania Trump. It’s simple. If you want people to respect you, look them in the eyes as you give them a firm handshake. Bowing and shining your country’s adversary’s shoes with your eyes just doesn’t cut it.