Terminal Derangement Syndromes

TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?

Welcome to “Rahm’s Rat World”

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Neener, Neener, Neener!!

CBS2 Chicago reports that Democrat Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s “Chicago [was] Named The ‘Rat Capital’ Of The U.S.”  What’s this penchant that democrat politicians have for turning cities into rat infested, crime and murder ridden, poverty pimping, shitholes?

 

According to a study by the apartment search service “Rent Hop,” the city received 50,963 rat complaints last year – more than any other city in the country.

New York came in a distant second place, followed by Washington, D.C., and Boston.

The study also found the number of rat complaints jumped 55% since 2014.

The study claims “when comparing the number of complaints per 100,000 residents, Chicago topped the list with 1876.09 complaints per 100,000 residents.”

And speaking of murder rates, perhaps Chicago’s “HeyJackass.com” should branch out do a sister website, “HeyRatface.com”.

Krispy Kreme-lin

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This last year’s headline from The Guardian is too delicious not to pilfer, “Krispy Kreme-lin: Trump and Schumer trade tweets over Putin doughnut photo“.  And it’s still appropriate considering Chuck’s ranting about the Helsinki Summit.  But the reality is, judging by the Chuck’s smile, is that all he needs to be BFF’s with ‘murderous dictators’ is a donut.  Granted it was a Krispy Kreme donut, but still….

Follow the doughnuts.

That was Donald Trump’s advice to the American people on Friday as he sought to fight back against a fresh avalanche of allegations about his ties to Russia.

True to his philosophy that attack is always the best form of defence, Trump tweeted an old photo of Chuck Schumer, the Democratic minority leader in the Senate, smiling alongside the Russian president, Vladimir Putin.

Joe Walsh – Pissed Off Dupe

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“Former Illinois Republican Congressman Joe Walsh fired off angry tweets for hours Monday, calling President Donald Trump a “traitor” — which conveniently blunted a wave of mockery after he appeared on a comedy series unironically calling to arm four-year-olds with mortars”, writes Breitbart in the scathing story, “Damage Control: Joe Walsh Calls Trump ‘Traitor’ After Sacha Baron Cohen Humiliation”.

Feckless Mitt Romney Makes A Statement

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Why on earth would Mitt Romney be holding a fundraiser for a potential Democrat 2020 Presidential candidate? WTF? Yep. Willard hasn’t even been elected as Senator from Utah and he’s already subverting his party’s President. The Daily Caller reports,”ROMNEY HELD DEM DONOR MEETING FOR FORMER STARBUCKS CEO HOWARD SCHULTZ AND IT DIDN’T GO WELL.”

Former presidential nominee Mitt Romney recently hosted a donor meeting for former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz who has been reportedly considering a run for president as a Democrat in 2020.

Politico’s Ben Schrekinger said the event did not go well and that many left uninspired by the potential nominee.

Snakes On A Plane II – “One For The Zipper”

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There must be a remake for Samuel L. Jackson’s classic, “Snakes On A Plane” in the works.  It’s still too early to know whether Mr. Jackson will be involved, again reprising his role as FBI Agent, Nelville Flynn, but Bill and Hillary Clinton are said to have already biten on an offer for the lead roles.

Trump ‘Baby’ Balloon – When Life Gives You Lemons….

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You make a meme, of course.

London was ground zero for the flight of the original Trump Baby Balloon. Fox News reports, “Critics slam ’embarrassing’ Mayor Sadiq Khan for feuding with Trump while London faces rising crime, knife deaths.”

This led to frustrated Londoners airing their concerns about the spiraling crime in the city, all while Khan remains preoccupied with feuding with Trump.

“This guy spends his week getting a balloon of Donald Trump in a nappy put in the air in central London instead of helping us with severe issues. I just think he’s so worried about himself, his reputation and PR rather than portraying the country, the city in the best way can be and making it safe for the citizens,” London business leader Mark Wright, who won the UK’s version of The Apprentice, told Fox News.