Terminal Derangement Syndromes

TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?

New York Governor Cuomo’s New Campaign Slogan, “America Sucks”

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Actually, it’s worse than that, as reported by CBS News, “New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo says America “was never that great.”  Well, geez, Governor.  I feel really inspired now to vote for you, now.  One can make book on that quote of yours living on in infamy along with Jimmy Carter’s “Malaise” speech, Mitt’s “Binders of Women or Forty-seven Per Cent“, or even Hillary’s “Basket of Deplorables“.

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who has worked to portray himself as a major antagonist to President Trump, offered an alternative to the president’s famous campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again,” at a bill signing Wednesday.

“We are not going to make America great again. It was never that great,” he said. The audience, which was there to watch Cuomo sign a bill to make sex trafficking a felony in the state, reacted with audible gasps and cheers. The governor was attempting to make a larger point about women’s equality, but the context was lost with the shocked reaction to his first sentence.

Labour Leader Corbyn ‘Lays’ Wreath For Terrorists

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Or, in his words, “I was present at wreath-laying but don’t think I was involved.”  According to The Guardian,

Jeremy Corbyn – “Don’t Believe Your Lyin’ Eyes”

Jeremy Corbyn said he was present but not involved at a wreath-laying for individuals behind the group that carried out the Munich Olympic massacre, a partial admission that led to a row between him and Israel’s prime minister.

The Eagles – “Lyin’ Eyes – Live, 1977”

https://youtu.be/DB2Yf_2r-S4

Driving Miss DiFi

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The story of an old Jewish senator from California and her Chinese chauffeur in the world of American ‘smashmouth‘ political intrigue in Washington DC, and a relationship that grows and improves the finances of both over the years.

Starring Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) as herself, and Xi Jinping as the ‘ubiquitous’ Morgan Freeman.

Hey Liberals, Rally This

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Yahoo reports, “Trump casts midterm elections as a personal referendum.”  Now if the GOPe would decide that it was a ‘personal’ referendum on the Republican Party and fight for the House like they are the “third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark…and it’s starting to rain”, we might just get Trump’s Red Wave.

In a raucous rally in a sweltering gymnasium north of Columbus, Ohio, Trump pitched for the GOP candidate up in a special election next week and defiantly questioned the idea that, historically, the party that controls the White House suffers in the midterms, declaring “but I say why?”

“Why would there be a blue wave? I think it could be a red wave,” Trump said of his party’s prospects in November. “They want to take away what we’ve given. And we’re doing a lot of things people don’t even know about.”

Trump Punks ‘Crazy’ Bernie Sanders

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At a campaign style rally in Wilkes-Barr, PA for Congressman and GOP nominee for U.S. Senate, Lou Barletta, the President took a few moments to light- heartedly  tease Democratic Socialist and all around crazy guy, Bernie “Balloon-hair” Sanders.

Thanks for the memories (and the memes) Crazy Bernie.

Bill and Sammy’s Excellent ‘Heavy Metal’ Adventure

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Looks like Hillary’s been feeding old Bill some ‘Heavy Metal’, but not in a music way like Sammy.  More like in a mercury (Hg), or cadmium (Cd), perhaps arsenic (As), or chromium (Cr), or possibly thallium (Tl), or maybe even lead (Pb) way.  Long live good old Rock and Roll, right Sammy?  And Bill, you really need a food taster…..and don’t drink anything that you haven’t opened with your own hands.  Eh?

Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”

**Thanks Anon in MT

FakeNews CNN’s Whining Again

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Jim Acosta – a Weasel’s weasel. Great hair, though.

Jim. If you really want the Trump supporters to stop with the “CNN Sucks” mantra, try some ‘fair and balanced’ reporting for a change.  No pun intended on the ‘fair and balanced’, just take an objective look at the havoc the Democrats and their supporters are causing.  You probably could get away with being a weasel if you shouted the same type of nasty questions at Chuck or Nancy during their Press Conferences.