Fat Bottomed Girls

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ’round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me.  Hey hey!

Queen – Fat Bottomed Girls (Live at The Bowl 1982)

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Making Kids Great Again??

As reported by the American College of Pediatricians, “Research on Disciplinary Spanking is Misleading.

 

In recent years, some medical organizations and many media outlets have claimed that disciplinary spanking causes emotional harm in children that predisposes them to aggressive behavior when they are older. Although parents sometimes misuse or over-use spanking, does science really show that ordinary spanking of persistently disobedient children causes irreparable harm? The answer may be found by examining the quality of the research behind this claim.

It turns out that most research against spanking uses methods so flawed that such studies would be rejected if they were being used to halt a medical procedure, such as chemotherapy for combating cancer.  The anti-spanking research suffers from three major fallacies or defects that invalidate its conclusions. These flaws are evident in a recent summary of research on spanking by Dr. Elizabeth Gershoff and her colleague, Dr. Andrew Grogan-Kaylor.1 This publication is an update to Dr. Gershoff’s previous meta-analysis that summarized decades of spanking research,2 and which is the source cited most often by anti-spanking proponents.3

Chicken Run – No Knives Allowed

The Daily Wire reports, “Britain Prints Knife Crime Warnings On Fried Chicken Boxes.” What?  Get outta here Foghorn Leghorn.

“Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government,” reports Sky News. “More than 320,000 of them — featuring the Home Office #knifefree campaign — will replace the standard packaging in 210 outlets.”

Hump Day – Jeffrey Epstein Had A “Marvelous” Painting Of Bill Clinton In Monica’s Blue Dress

Jeffrey Epstein in his best Billy Crystal Fernando Lamas voice, “You look marvelous in that little blue dress, Mr. President.”  The red shoes are a perfect choice.

Jeffrey Epstein had a bizarre portrait of Bill Clinton in a dress hanging in his Manhattan mansion, DailyMailTV can reveal.

The picture depicting the former president apparently lounging on a chair in the Oval Office, wearing red heels and posing suggestively in a blue dress redolent of Monica Lewinsky was in a room off the stairway of the Upper East Side townhouse.

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Tonight On CNN’s ‘Fredo Prime Time’…

Fredo’s Guest Tonight Is “Arnold Schwarzenegger on Bodybuilding, Steroids and His Love of Sylvester Stallone.

Fredo promises a frank discussion with the bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor about his Mother’s concerns about the pictures on his bedroom wall of “naked men all oiled up.

**/sarc ‘n /snark

Jeffrey Epstein’s Dead – When Memes Intersect Reality

Legend of a Mind (and dick) – Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
He’ll fly his astral plane
Takes you trips around the bay
Brings you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
Timothy Leary’s dead
No, no, he’s outside looking in
He’ll fly his astral plane
Takes you trips around the bay
Brings you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Along the coast you’ll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear
So raise your glass, we’ll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down
He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground
He flies so high, he swoops so low
He knows exactly which way he’s gonna go
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down
He’ll plant your feet back on the ground
He’ll fly so high, he’ll swoop so low
Jeffrey Epstein

He’ll fly his astral plane
He’ll take you trips around the bay
He’ll bring you back the same day
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

Suicide?? Yeah, Right…

Jeffrey Epstein Committed Suicide? ROTFLMAO!!

The Moody Blues – “Legend of a Mind”

Timothy Leary
Songwriters: Ray Thomas

‘Rat’ City – “Two ‘Rats’ For Every Boy

When Jan and Dean climbed in their ‘Rat Rod‘ and headed for Baltimore, little did they expect…

And we’re goin’ to ‘Rat’ City, ’cause it’s two to one
You know we’re goin’ to ‘Rat’ City, gonna have some fun
You know we’re goin’ to ‘Rat’ City, ’cause it’s two to one
You know we’re goin’ to ‘Rat’ City, gonna have some fun, now
Two ‘rats’ for every boy

The Beach Boys and Jan & Dean – “Surf City”

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