Target prolly wasn’t going after the ‘Undocumented Shopper’ demographic when they hired Chrissy Teigen.
Terminal Derangement Syndromes
TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?
Mickey Mouse Unmasked
Mickey once was a guest at Trump’s Mar A Lago Resort…
Could This Be Another Case Of ‘Insider Trading’?
The case could be made that in an ‘Information Economy’ information is the coin of the realm. Consequently one could posit that just as North Carolina’s Senator Burr is being investigated for Insider Trading for dumping his stock portfolio based on insider knowledge of the possible impact of the Coronavirus on the economy, shouldn’t the same happen to Pennsylvania’s Health Secretary, Rachel Levin? After all, in the coin of the realm, what’s the value of a human being? Certainly more than a stock portfolio, one would think.
In The Land Of Tide Pod Challengers, The Trumptini Is King
Just make sure they are shaken, not stirred.
Every “SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED” James Bond Line (1962-2020)
And for relief after a wild night of shaken, not stirred Trumptini’s…
I Had A Coronavirus Fever Dream
There was an Orange guy, and a Round guy, a Beard guy, and this Spy guy….
‘Reliably Unsourced’ Brian Stelter Gets Owned By His Own Words
There’s one word that sums up CNN’s Brian Stelter… Incognizant, very incognizant.
The ‘Obama’ Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks
**Apologies to William Shakespeare.
Have We Seen The Last Of These Stupid Pink Hats?
Prolly not. They’re only on hiatus until after Trump wins the election and the next Supreme Court appointment comes around.
The Typical Trump Press Conference
The White House Press Corps. Little dogs. Big ego’s. And everyone an ankle-biter.
Shepard “Katrina Smith Auditioning For New Gig With CNN
Yeah, but if he hadn’t been slowed down by that ‘Murder Hornet’ sting… but who cares, it’s all Trump’s fault anyway.
