Terminal Derangement Syndromes

TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?

CNN Blames Trump For Coronavirus Death

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CNN’s Jim Acosta reports, “It’s obvious to anyone that doesn’t wear a Red MAGA Hat, that if Trump hadn’t colluded with the Russians to cheat Hillary Clinton out of her inheritance and get elected President, his tweets wouldn’t have goaded the steamroller into attacking it’s operator and, thus, giving him a fatal case of Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus–one that couldn’t be cured by that fish tank cleaner, hydroxy…something or other, drug that Trump has been pushing… the very same one that he’s making money off of.”

**/sarc ‘n /snark

A Fredo Cuomo Family Portrait…

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Including a rare appearance by Fredo’s Uncle, and Granny’s favorite, Uncle Ernesto, as he makes a brief stop while on his way to Bolivia. Unfortunately for the family, this photo of Uncle Che (as he was fondly known by the family) is their last memory of Uncle Che.  He was soon after executed by the Bolivian army for being a Communist Revolutionary.

Granny still keeps a portrait of Che on the table.

Ethyl Kennedy, Mariah Kennedy Cuomo, and Che Guevara

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‘Fuggedabout’ The Wuhan Flu, Let’s Have A Dose Of Hollywood Hypocrisy For A Change

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Jennifer Lawrence says she’s been ‘waiting’ to give Trump ‘a martini to the face’

CNN—Actress Jennifer Lawrence says she has a speech ready for the moment she meets President Donald Trump and “it ends with a martini to the face.”

In a wide-ranging interview with Oprah Winfrey for the Hollywood Reporter, Lawrence said she’s never met Trump, but that she’d like to meet him.

“I think so,” she said in the interview, published Wednesday. “I’ve got a pretty good speech. And it ends with a martini to the face. (Laughter.) I have something to say for all of them. I watch different characters on the news, and I’m like, ‘You just wait.'”

But Harvey “The Pig” Weinstein is just alright by you, Jennifer?  Hmm?

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Ventilators, Schmentilators… We Banned Plastic Bags

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Bring Your Own Bag New York – #BYOBagNY

New York State Dept. of Environmental Conservation – On March 1, 2020, a new bag waste reduction law took effect in New York State – where over 23 billion plastic bags are typically used each year. Plastic bag usage affects both our communities and environment. Plastic bags can be seen stuck in trees, as litter in our neighborhoods, and floating in our waterways. From the significant recycling and disposal issues they pose to the harm they can do to wildlife, the negative impacts of plastic bags are easily seen.

Ooopsie!!! Enforcement of New York’s plastic bag ban postponed due to coronavirus

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FashionWeek – The ‘Full of Schiff’ Collection

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Adam’s “Unlimited Schiff” Hi-Capacity Adult Diaper Collection

yahoo!News – In the world of fashion we never knew we needed, Harikrishnan’s graduate collection has landed and to say the internet is a little bit obsessed is an understatement.

For the collection at the London College Of Fashion, Harikrishnan has paired cropped jackets with extra-wide inflatable trousers.

The finished look? A silhouette quite unlike anything we’ve ever seen before.

Like most out-there fashion statements, this collection has divided opinion in a big way.