“I say bury my heart in Washington, D.C. My eyes are leaking tears as I listen to Democrats speaking with forked tongues while lying down with dogs. They are flea-bitten, scum-sucking, bottom-feeding, carrion-breath shit-weasels. And they will be known forever by the loathsome tracks they leave.” — Dances With Crows 10.26.2018
Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Or maybe not so much of an accuser…. When’s she scheduled to testify Senator DiFi??
**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert
Sabo, the Street Artist and UnsavoryAgent, has a new poster out commemorating the nearly nonagenarian country singer Willie Nelson’s planned fundraiser for Texas Democrat Robert Francis “The Beto” O’Rourke.
Smoke another doobie Willie, then pay your taxes. And get some tofu for that “The Boys Gone Soy Tour.”
London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, calls for ‘knife control‘ to reduce murder rate.
We took in the “Okies” during the 1930’s Dust Bowl, now they need to return the favor.
NPR reports, “Kavanaugh Looks On Path To Supreme Court Confirmation, After 4 Days Of Hearings.”
Friday, the Senate Judiciary Committee wrapped up four days of hearings on the Supreme Court nomination of Judge Brett Kavanaugh. The committee is likely to vote on Kavanaugh in about two weeks.
And nothing in this week’s often partisan-squabbling, protest-interrupted spectacle has changed the likely outcome: a party-line vote in favor of Kavanaugh’s elevation to the high court.
**bork [bawrk]
Word Origin
verb (used with object)
to attack (a candidate or public figure) systematically, especially in the media.
Origin of bork
1988, Americanism; after Judge Robert H. Bork, whose appointment to the Supreme Court was blocked in 1987 after an extensive media campaign by his opponents
Quayle-Bentson 1988 VP Debate – “You’re no Jack Kennedy.”
