Liberal Derangement Syndrome
A Little Ditty About Jack And Nancy
A Warning To All CALI-fornicators
Remember why you’re moving from that Third World Shithole, late know as California, and don’t fuck up your new home.

Never Bet Against The Bull… Unless It’s Name Is Hilaria
It’s not just her name, Hilaria Baldwin’s entire life is a fake
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. Two of the Top Ten ‘cheesiest’ people in Hollywood. Apparently, a ‘match‘ made by 2020.
New York Post–It’s All Bull!! How you say . . . scam artist?
Hilaria Baldwin, the epically thirsty, self-identified Spanish wife of actor Alec, has been outed as a basic white woman from Massachusetts, real name Hillary Hayward-Thomas.
Escandalo!
The cringiest piece of evidence is a clip from the “Today” show, in which Hilaria, speaking in a Spanish accent while cosplaying as some kind of culinary expert, says, “We have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes, we have, um, how you say in Eng — cucumbers.”
Eric Swalwell’s Appetite Is Larger Than His Patriotism
One might say Eric Swalwell is “Hungry” for Power.
Girl you got this need to know what I’m all about
There’s something that you dig you can’t figure out
Well, you wanna know what moves my soul
And what ticks inside of my brain
But I’ve got this need I just can’t control, and it’s
A-drivin’ me insane
I can’t take it! Owww!
Because I’m hungry for those good things, baby
Hungry through and through
Well I’m hungry for that sweet life, baby
With a real fine girl like you














