Hillary was overheard saying, “With this new face and boobs, and my new lefty slogan, ‘Ain’t No Free Shit Better Than Hillary’s’, those Twenty-something SJW’s don’t stand a chance. Now if I could just get rid of Bill….
Clinton Derangement Syndrome
She’s Alive!!
Frankestein – “It’s Alive!!”
Hillary Took DNA Test
Not to be outdone by potential 2020 Presidential political rival Elizabeth “1024th Pocahontas” Warren’s DNA test, Hillary Clinton had her own DNA tested, too. She doesn’t plan on releasing the full results until after the Mid-terms, but teased that now she understands why she loves warm rocks and sunshine so much.
Whoopsie!! Brett You Look Simply Marvelous In Black
Your friend Bill.
Billy Crystal – “You Look Marvelous”
Thanks Anon in MT
Happy Birthday, Mr. President Bill Clinton
Former POTUS, William Jefferson Clinton, was born in Hope, Arkansas August 19, 1946. Thanks for the memories.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President
Bill and Sammy’s Excellent ‘Heavy Metal’ Adventure
Looks like Hillary’s been feeding old Bill some ‘Heavy Metal’, but not in a music way like Sammy. More like in a mercury (Hg), or cadmium (Cd), perhaps arsenic (As), or chromium (Cr), or possibly thallium (Tl), or maybe even lead (Pb) way. Long live good old Rock and Roll, right Sammy? And Bill, you really need a food taster…..and don’t drink anything that you haven’t opened with your own hands. Eh?
Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”
**Thanks Anon in MT
