He really wants to lose the Hillary ‘tramp stamp’ he got a year ago just before the 2016 Presidential Election while in a drunken “feel my inner feminist” stupor. He thought that wearing a ‘pussy hat’ and voting for Hillary would get him a date. So how’d that work out for him? Not so well, on any account.
For the 2018 Mid-term Elections, he’s going to try a full body ‘Brazilian wax‘ and a “I Heart Melania” tattoo on his left (and now bare) man boob. MAGA!
“As Seen On TV” nestled somewhere between the ‘MyPillow’ and the ‘FlexSeal’ guys.
88 mph should be about right to give the Mr. Fusion time to provide enough power to the flux capacitor….
“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
Hillary’s comeback from the political graveyard is so-o-o nasty that she gets an honorary Rule Z mention.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Hillary Clinton’s book, “What Happened” was purported to be the definitive analysis of her election loss to now President, Donald J. Trump. However, we feel this latest poll most accurately sums up Ms. Clinton’s electability issues. Tune back in tomorrow when we answer the question “Would you rather have dinner with Hillary Clinton or Jeffrey Dahmer?”
Even Hillary, who is known for her extremely high tolerance for creepiness, is mortified by Gropin’ Joe Biden.
The Washington Examiner reports, “Donna Brazile reveals paranoia over Russians spying on her, snipers peering through her window“. Or, perhaps, Donna knows what the term “Arkancide” means. And remember, Donna, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
In the memoir, which will have the title, “Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House,” Brazile talks about the
mysterious murder of DNC data staffer Seth Rich, which some conspiracy theorists say is because he leaked internal DNC emails to WikiLeaks, and wrote about how she felt her own life was in danger.
Brazile says she shut the blinds to her office window so snipers could not see her, according the Washington Post. She also installed surveillance cameras in her home and fretted over whether the Russians had bugged her DNC executive suite with listening devices.
Guaranteed ‘Drone’ delivery if ordered by 12:00 Halloween Eve.
**FakeNews Alert**
