Jimbo Might Be Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs

My guess is that it’s not President Trump that’s ‘Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs’, but that crazy fakenewser, Jim Acosta.

TheMentalRecession–Because we had White House wranglers and staffers telling us to sit down because the president was about to walk in. He didn’t take questions, as we all know. And it’s worth noting. He has been in this period of dealing with losing to Joe Biden for the last three weeks now. Still has not taken any questions from reporters. So it is hard to put the cereal back in the box after you have gone cuckoo for cocoa puffs, and I think that is the situation over here. Just the strangest, just the weirdest thing I have ever seen in the White House briefing room.”

Fakenewser Jim Acosta Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs

Ilhan Omar Caught Providing ‘Selfless’ Community Service To The US Post Office

“Helping the Post Office in this time of COVID-19 and Election Year crush of mail in ballots, is the least I could do to repay my debt to the country that took me in and gave me the wonderful opportunity to become a US Representative,” said Rep. Omar while taking a break from her busy mail collection route.

**/sarc ‘n /snark