Just remember to keep your feet (clad in your expensive shoes) behind the victim, the FakeNews Spew, once released, is worse than the worst case of “projectile vomiting” ever.
PC-Political Correctitude
Happy Belated Valentine’s Birthday, Abe
Abraham Lincoln is one President that will never go out of style.
New Canadian ‘Mandarin’ Orange Labeling Requirements
Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes? I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean? Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada? Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing? And what will happen to your “Manicures”? 
Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”
Screeching Liberal #Snowflake Melting
That hideous screeching that you hear is a #SJW #Snowflake with her ‘wittle fweewings’ hurt.
https://youtu.be/0_JtRyZSyRk
**Warning – Make sure your finger is on the mute button. Listening could be hazardous to your health.**
Thanks sgt_axeman
FakeNews CNN Sees Apples Behind Every Bush
A Commie Behind Every Bush – “Hoover and the Unamericans: The FBI, HUAC, and the Red Menace”
**found here
‘Haunch of Acosta’
For today’s White House Press Briefing luncheon, Chef Sarah will both prepare your meal, and, especially in the case of FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta, serve it up cold. The feature entree, a prime ‘haunch of Acosta’, will be served ‘ a la tartare’ with a sprinkling of Worcester sauce and ground pepper. Bibs and handi-wipes will be available upon request.
