And just in case you prefer “Continental Dishes“, Betty has a “Belgian Squirrel” Helper that is to die for. Also, check out her new cookbook, “COVID Cuisine” or “Serving Up Backyard Bounty in the Year of the Kung Flu.”
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COVID-19: Never Forget
You might call it COVID-19, or the Chinese Coronavirus, or the Wuhan Coronavirus, or even the Kung Flu, but it will always be “The Day the Toilet Paper Died.” So Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie…
Don McLean – “American Pie”
Suited Up This Morning To Face The Apocalypse
Is it nap time yet?
Straight Outta Toilet Paper
The Struggle Is Real
This solution to the struggle might work, but so would corn husks…
You Horde It – You Own It
Costco says, “We busted our asses to get you your horde of 10,000 rolls of Personal Anal Wipes (PAWs), so you own them. You can bequeath them to you great-great grandchildren as proof that you were a survivor of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020. As a public service, we are providing an App called “PAWS” or “Will You Outlive Your Toilet Paper Supply – EZ Calculator.” Download it today.
Hey Dude, It’s Just Another ‘Big’ Shitshow Day
“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
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***”Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.” Everyday use: When you’re so done with something…like the ‘effing Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus, aka Kung Flu.
Corona Mick – No ‘Sticky Fingers’ Allowed In The ‘Shelter’
The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter (Official Lyric Video)
Jake From State Farm’s Not Wearing Khaki Anymore
Ummmm… Could Jake be wearing the stylish Level C Coronavirus BioHazard Containment Suit??
Jake From State Farm Old VS New
When Trump Derangement Syndrome Turns To Love….
Hey, Mister President, I think my new favorite color is orange. Where’s My Relief Check?
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Coping With Coronavirus – Some Timely Tips From CNN
FakeNews CNN doing what FakeNews CNN always does. At least they are consistent.
Baby Yoda Has Some Good Advice For Marauding Toilet Paper Looters
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Got A Horde Of Toilet Paper, But No Protective Gear…?
Here’s A “Life Hack” That Might Provide The Solution.
