The Struggle Is Real
This solution to the struggle might work, but so would corn husks…
Coronavirus
Chinese Novel Coronavirus
You Horde It – You Own It
Costco says, “We busted our asses to get you your horde of 10,000 rolls of Personal Anal Wipes (PAWs), so you own them. You can bequeath them to you great-great grandchildren as proof that you were a survivor of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020. As a public service, we are providing an App called “PAWS” or “Will You Outlive Your Toilet Paper Supply – EZ Calculator.” Download it today.
Hey Dude, It’s Just Another ‘Big’ Shitshow Day
“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
**Thanks Anon in MT
***”Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.” Everyday use: When you’re so done with something…like the ‘effing Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus, aka Kung Flu.
Corona Mick – No ‘Sticky Fingers’ Allowed In The ‘Shelter’
The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter (Official Lyric Video)
Jake From State Farm’s Not Wearing Khaki Anymore
Ummmm… Could Jake be wearing the stylish Level C Coronavirus BioHazard Containment Suit??
Jake From State Farm Old VS New
When Trump Derangement Syndrome Turns To Love….
Hey, Mister President, I think my new favorite color is orange. Where’s My Relief Check?
**Thanks Anon in MT
Coping With Coronavirus – Some Timely Tips From CNN
FakeNews CNN doing what FakeNews CNN always does. At least they are consistent.
Baby Yoda Has Some Good Advice For Marauding Toilet Paper Looters
**Thanks Anon in MT
Got A Horde Of Toilet Paper, But No Protective Gear…?
Here’s A “Life Hack” That Might Provide The Solution.
A New Source For Coronavirus Masks Enters The Market
AutoZone says their new Chinese Coronavirus Filter Kit is not only stylish, but their patent pending ‘E-Z Fit System’ allows it to be worn by virtually anyone.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Aspiring Redneck Engineer Solves COVID-19 Toilet Paper Crisis
Now if he could fix the little on/off issue…
‘Effing Politically Correct ABC Isn’t Worth The Used Toilet Paper I Wipe My Coronavirus Inspired Ass With
In the middle of Armageddon, or at least the Zombie Apocalypse, the only thing ABC News can bring to the table is criticizing President Trump for calling the disease the “Chinese Coronavirus”? Fucking idiots. I can’t wait for Angela Merkel to call Stephanopoulos and the other hacks at ABC and tell them “You vill not call the German Measles the German Measles….”
This Political Correctness is insane. Is calling these diseases by their name racist too? West Nile Virus, Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever, Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS), Marburg Virus Disease, Norovirus, Zika Fever, Japanese Encephalitis, German Measles, or the Spanish Flu?
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) March 18, 2020