Here’s Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein doing what they do best.
“Top Gun” – Opening Scene
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The Next Star Wars Sequel Revealed
Drumroll please…. It’s “The Battle For the Polar Bear Vortex”.
Dumpster Diving With Nick Cage
Chalk another bow-wowser up for Nicholas ‘Effing Cage. The Dalily Caller writes, “Nicolas Cage’s Latest Movie Looks Absolutely Awful“.
Frosty the Wine Cooler
Frosty the Snowman
Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul,
With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made of coal.
Frosty the Snowman, is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of snow, but the children know he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found,
For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!
Oh, Frosty, the Snowman, was alive as he could be;
and the children say he could laugh and play,
just the same as you and me.
Santa’s Little Shop of Horrors
Feed Me Seymore – “Little Shop of Horrors”
The Ballad of Jedi Clampett
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jedi
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jedi’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jedi move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.