The DNC is warming up her replacement. ‘Her’ estrogen levels should be at peak efficiency within two weeks, handlers say.
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Stop Bill From Dicking Around – Vote Trump
Do your part to keep Bill Clinton from “Dicking Around” again in the White House. Vote Donald Trump.
The Intern you save may be your own daughter, granddaughter, wife, mother, niece, Auntie, or Grandmother (Oh Noooo’s). Hell, you might even save that old, broken-down bitch hound that hangs around the White House Commissary looking for table scraps.
Take Colin Powell’s advice as reported by the NY Post.
Colin Powell wrote in a stunning email that he doesn’t want “to vote for her” — an apparent reference to Hillary Clinton — in part because her husband is “still dicking bimbos at home,” according to the hacker website DCLeaks.
Typhoid Hillary
Typhoid Hillary rolls off the tongue a bit better than a more precise Mrs. Pneumonia Clinton.
Hillary’s 9/11 – #NeverForget
Hillary’s lonely shoe, spastically kicked to the curb, is a heartbreaking image.
Hillary Recuperating by the Pool
Aides say all is going well with her convalescence from the ‘pnoomonias‘ and she’ll be back on the stump soon.
Pilfered, with chuckles, from here .
Let’s Have a September Surprise, Too
Considering Hillary’s “medical issues“, having both a September and an October Surprise might seem a bit like piling on….Naw! Bring it on.
Hillary’s 9/11 Health Scare
Even though Hillary Clinton had a major health scare yesterday at the 9/11 Remembrance Memorial Service, her political team insists she is just fine. Mrs. Clinton put in an brief appearance before being shuttled by her handlers to her Upstate NY estate.
MSM Journalism 101 Class
Students. Pursue your craft diligently and you may be able to travel in the back of Hillary’s new plane. And get chocolates, too.
Chewbacca Endorses Donald Trump
Here’s the money line….
Hillary Buys Her Blackberries on eBay
Perhaps Hillary is a “Closet Hoarder”. You know the type: 1) No real relationships, 2) Shops QVC for companionship, 3) Compulsively buys other people’s trash off Ebay so she’ll have more than anyone else, 4) Has 50 cats and uses “Eau de LitterBox” parfume, 5) And is buried under bags upon bags of old emails.
She could have a documentary filmed–Just like Anthony and Huma did. Or maybe a Reality Show….
See the Daily Caller story, “Hillary Bought Used BlackBerries On Ebay “.
Hillary Clinton purchased some of the BlackBerries she used as secretary of state on eBay, Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz said on Wednesday.
“That’s what she liked, so she did it. It creates this huge vulnerability. And it’s
unnecessary,” Chaffetz, who chairs the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, said during a forum hosted by the American Enterprise Institute.
In addition, she should consider ditching the 50 cats. That might help that little coughing up hairballs problem she has going on.
