Hillary’s Doctors Say She’s Fit To Debate

The Daily Mail reports that,

When she meets the Republican nominee Monday night at Hofstra University, Clinton will be stuck on stage if she is unsteady on her feet or lapses into a prolonged hillary_hillarys_doctorscoughing fit.

In addition, debate moderator Lester Holt, who anchors NBC Nightly News, will not have the power to instruct cameramen to ‘cut away’ from the stage if Clinton finds herself physically compromised during the 90-minute debate, the first of three showdowns before the November 8 election.

‘And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated,’

 

These Eyes

Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical hillary_eye_roll_animateddiagnosis from YouTube.  However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird.  Read this from the American Mirror,

We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.

The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.

SkittleGate

trump_skittlegate_captureLet’s see.  Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.

Trump has SkittleGate.  OMG.  The world as we know it is coming to an end.

Cha-Ching: Hillary’s Money Making Machine

Not content with those typical Democratic donor ‘Whales‘, The Observer reports that the, “Hillary Clinton Campaign Systematically Overcharging Poorest Donors“.

Hillary Clinton’s campaign is stealing from her poorest supporters by purposefully and repeatedly overcharging them after they make what’s supposed to be a one-time hillary_donor_theft_01small donation through her official campaign website, multiple sources tell the Observer.

The overcharges are occurring so often that the fraud department at one of the nation’s biggest banks receives up to 100 phone calls a day from Clinton’s small donors asking for refunds for unauthorized charges to their bankcards made by Clinton’s campaign. One elderly Clinton donor, who has been a victim of this fraud scheme, has filed a complaint with her state’s attorney general and a representative from the office told her that they had forwarded her case to the Federal Election Commission.