Elections
Federal, State, and Local Election Antics
Remaking Hillary’s Image for the Presidential Debate
Makeup and Hair are going to have a real challenge getting Hillary ready for Monday’s Presidential Debate.
These Eyes
Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical 
diagnosis from YouTube. However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird. Read this from the American Mirror,
We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.
The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.
SkittleGate
Let’s see. Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.
Trump has SkittleGate. OMG. The world as we know it is coming to an end.
Why Gary Johnson Won’t Be Debating
Gary is taking some time off the 2016 Campaign Trail so that he can learn a bit more about Geography before the 2020 Presidential Campaign season begins. He’s resolved to keep himself out of Medical Marijuana Dispensaries and actually study World Events. Want a cookie, Gary?
Another Evil Clown Siting Reported
DNC Offices in Washington DC, Atlanta, GA and many other locations around the country are reporting an outbreak of “Creepy Clown” sitings. There are even some reports that the Clown is playing some sort of “wind instrument” and has voters following him to the local RNC Offices to register as Republicans.
Democratic Voter Registration Drive Begins
This proud voter first voted for Grover Cleveland, but let their registration lapse a few years ago. Thankfully, we have a George Soros funded Democratic Operative helping to re-register this disenfranchise voter.
Hillary Has a New Logo
After Colin Powell’s hacked emails were released Hillary Clinton’s team were forced to come up with a new, and more appropriate, logo.
Trump vs. Hillary WWF Cage Match Press Conferences
The Press Corps was dodging chairs, water bottles, and sweaty insults during a the days worth of dueling press conferences.
Cha-Ching: Hillary’s Money Making Machine
Not content with those typical Democratic donor ‘Whales‘, The Observer reports that the, “Hillary Clinton Campaign Systematically Overcharging Poorest Donors“.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign is stealing from her poorest supporters by purposefully and repeatedly overcharging them after they make what’s supposed to be a one-time
small donation through her official campaign website, multiple sources tell the Observer.
The overcharges are occurring so often that the fraud department at one of the nation’s biggest banks receives up to 100 phone calls a day from Clinton’s small donors asking for refunds for unauthorized charges to their bankcards made by Clinton’s campaign. One elderly Clinton donor, who has been a victim of this fraud scheme, has filed a complaint with her state’s attorney general and a representative from the office told her that they had forwarded her case to the Federal Election Commission.
David Brock – Chancellor of the Clinton School of Public Scumsucking
The Washington Free Beacon reports that, “David Brock Offers Money for New Dirt on Donald Trump“. So what else would be new with the Clinton’s and their cronies?
Hillary Clinton ally David Brock is offering to pay for new information on Donald
Brock, founder of the left-wing Media Matters and operator of Correct the Record super PAC, recently posted the plea on Correct the Record’s website and is referring to the project as “TrumpLeaks,” NBC News reported.
