We’re not sure that Hillary’s Halloween strategy is any different than her every day strategy.
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Hey Howard Dean – Stick These Up Your Nose
Howard, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user. No, Howard. If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.
Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.
Hillary’s Gift Incentive for New Donors
As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”. For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.
For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.
Which Candidate Showed Last Night
This Hillary?
That Donald?
A New Side of Hillary for the Debates
Tired of being called programmed, robotic, and cold, Hillary Clinton plans to show voters the true ‘inner Hillary’ during the debate tonight. Hillary was heard saying she never understood what Bill saw in Gennifer anyway.
The ‘Hammering in Hempstead’
The Presidential Debate Monday night in Hempstead, NY promises to be one of the historical events that no one wants to miss.
Hillary is affluent with issues to be exploited by a counter-puncher like Trump. She might indeed be the Joe Frazier of politics, all hard head and stubbornly driven. Whereas, Trump is like the political equivalent of Muhammad Ali, unpredictable and stinging like a bee.
Ali and Frazier had the ‘Thrilla in Manilla’. Let’s see if Monday’s debate becomes known as the ‘Hammering in Hempstead’.
While you wait for debate night, watch the “Thrilla in Manilla”.
Hillary’s Doctors Say She’s Fit To Debate
The Daily Mail reports that,
When she meets the Republican nominee Monday night at Hofstra University, Clinton will be stuck on stage if she is unsteady on her feet or lapses into a prolonged
coughing fit.
In addition, debate moderator Lester Holt, who anchors NBC Nightly News, will not have the power to instruct cameramen to ‘cut away’ from the stage if Clinton finds herself physically compromised during the 90-minute debate, the first of three showdowns before the November 8 election.
‘And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated,’
