Animal Farm
More Than Just George Orwell’s Furry Friends
Remember That Christmas Tree You Destroyed…?
Bam!! Right to the face, Kitty!
New Chicken ‘Gender’ Discovered??
Boobs or balls? You make the call.
“Wombat, The Movie”

Or as Forrest Gump says, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but always remember… Wombats poop cubes.”
Proof Kitty Holds A Grudge
“I will ‘keel’ you, Human…”
Schrödinger’s Cat Seen Plotting A New Quantum Mechanics Experiment
Your murder and disappearance.
The new theory being that if kitty murders you, you will not be able to put him in a box with poison, therefore he will be simultaneously alive while you, most regrettably, and most demonstrably, are very dead.
Schrödinger’s Cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. … The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.











