Animal Farm

More Than Just George Orwell’s Furry Friends

We Call Him Saladin

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It’s too hard to say “Here An-Nasir Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub!!  Good Boy, Salah ad-Din!! Come Here!!  Saladin….  Saladin?!!  SALADIN!!!  Get your doggy ass over here.  Ya want some bacon….??

An-Nasir Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub

Schrödinger’s Cat Seen Plotting A New Quantum Mechanics Experiment

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Your murder and disappearance.

The new theory being that if kitty murders you, you will not be able to put him in a box with poison, therefore he will be simultaneously alive while you, most regrettably, and most demonstrably,  are very dead.

Schrödinger’s Cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. … The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.