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Weather Channel Deals Real News A Low Blow

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Here’s a ‘real’ weather report from the Gateway Pundit, “Whoops! Weather Channel Caught in Fake News Scam — Wind-Blown Reporter Did Not Expect Kids in Shorts to Spoil Shot.”

CNN’s latest challenger for the World Fake News Championship appears to be the Weather Channel. “Reporter” Mike Seidel was broadcasting live from Wilmington, NC, as the storm was moving in. You can see him bravely battling the wind gusts as he proclaims, “This is about as nasty as it’s been.”

https://youtu.be/fsUGv9ogoVQ

What’s the lesson here, kiddies? Don’t mess with Mother Nature…?  Never tell a lie…?  Always check your six…?

And the Weather Channel’s explanation?  Come for the footage, stay for the official explanation from the Weather Channel:

“It’s important to note that the two individuals in the background are walking on concrete, and Mike Seidel is trying to maintain his footing on wet grass, after reporting on-air until 1:00 a.m. ET this morning and is undoubtedly exhausted.”

Adam Schiff Says “The Truth Is Out There”

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Crazy Congressman Adam Schiff is convinced that the “Truth is out there“, and, according to The Hill, “says he’ll investigate Trump money laundering allegations if House flips.”

Adam “Pencilneck” Schiff in full blown Trump Derangement Syndrome

The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee says he plans to not only reignite a full-blown Russia probe if the House flips in November, but he will also prioritize investigating the Trump Organization’s ties to Russia.

Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) told The Hill on Wednesday that he specifically intends to look into allegations of Russians laundering money through the Trump Organization.

Daily Darwin – Human Bottle Rocket Holder

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Darwin chortles a bit as he notes that it’s very difficult to separate a boy’s genomes from an untoward interaction with fire, explosives and stupid.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Washington Post Blames Trump For Hurricanes

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Here’s proof that the Washington Post’s Editorial Board presided over the Salem Witch Trials.  Their headline, “Another hurricane is about to batter our coast. Trump is complicit.”  Get the charcoal lighter and get those fires started.

YET AGAIN, a massive hurricane feeding off unusually warm ocean water has the potential to stall over heavily populated areas, menacing millions of people.

Yet when it comes to extreme weather, Mr. Trump is complicit. He plays down humans’ role in increasing the risks, and he continues to dismantle efforts to address those risks. It is hard to attribute any single weather event to climate change. But there is no reasonable doubt that humans are priming the Earth’s systems to produce disasters.

Here’s my take on this. The Washington Post blaming Trump’s policies for Hurricane Florence is like President Trump blaming the current spate of hurricanes on Jeff Bezos. Bezos is obviously responsible because of the ‘Butterfly Effect‘ caused by all of those bazillions of Amazon packages droning through the ether. Now that’s real science that the WaPo can use to hawk it’s spew.