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The Second Worst Location

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I don’t know about you, but at least the Rocket Scientists that designed this “Unicorn Inflationary Portal” chose the second worst location for it’s installation.  What do ya mean, ‘second worst’??   C’mon people!!  Use your imagination.  Wait for it…. Wait…. There you go!

Thanks Anon in MT

A Note To Sen. Jeff Flake Regarding Final Kavanaugh Vote

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Jeff.  You should be afraid…, very, very afraid of your new friends.  Not saying you lack testicular fortitude now, Senator, but if you don’t vote YES for Brett Kavanaugh, you’re guaranteed to catch a bad case of “Low T“.  So will you vote to keep your hair (among other things), or vote to look like Senator Chris Coons?

Sen. Jon Tester’s Montana “Deplorables” Moment

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Now we know what Montana’s Democratic Senator, Jon Tester, really thinks of Montanans that might disagree with him–who also, by the way, are his constituents that he is sworn to represent.  Jon thinks the good folks that attended Vice President Mike Pence’s rally are  “fake Montanans.”  Breitbart reports,

Luke Jackson, a campaign spokesman for Tester, said, “Maybe next time Vice President Pence comes to Montana he can spend some time meeting with real Montanans instead of swooping in to try to save Rosendale’s fledgling campaign.”

So not only does Jon Tester insult his constituents, but he’s promised to toe the party line and vote against confirming Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. Jon is going to support California’s Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, ‘Mad’ Maxine Waters, and ‘Pencil Neck’ Adam Schiff by using the Democrat Party weaponized, unproven, and unsubstantiated allegations that Kavanaugh sexually assaulted California psychology professor Christine Blasey Ford 36 years ago as the reason not to vote for him. Jon obviously prefers San Francisco values to Montana Values.  Instead,  just vote for Matt Rosendale and get back to “Real Montana Values” and send Jon Tester to San Francisco – back where he belongs.

Meet Jon Tester’s newest constituents….

Thanks Anon in MT

Democrats OK Heavy Drinking and Drug Use As Perquisite To Be President

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The DailyWire reports this interesting tidbit that has currency today, “Obama Admits Heavy Drinking, Drug Problems As An ‘Adolescent’.”  What does Obama say about his formative years?  Here are some quotes from his ‘ownliest’ lips….  And remember, you too, can be President if you’re a beer drinking, dope smoking, fist fighting, class cutting, thug. And, of course, a Democrat.

[He admits] that while he was a “young boy” and an “adolescent” he drank “a six-pack in an hour” in between classes, got in fights, was a “thug,” and used illegal drugs.

Yeah, but did he throw ice cubes at a bar?

[He said], “I was a thug for a big part of my growing up.”

Yeah, but did he ever ‘ralph’ on someone?

[He instead said], “I didn’t take school that seriously.” But there’s more. “I got into fights. I drank and did —and consumed substances that weren’t always legal.”

Yeah, but does he like beer?  Really, really like beer?

[Well, hell yes, Judge.]  Obama noted “I might have drank a six-pack in an hour before going back to class, things like that.”

It’s Pumpkin Berry Time

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Move over Pumpkin Spice.  Pumpkin Berry is the ‘New Best Thing’ for the holidays.  With a lively, fresh bouquet and just a hint of floral, this newest seasonal favorite starts elegantly and finishes fruity.  This delicate blend of Blueberry, Huckleberry and Lingonberry, all with the complexity of Pumpkin, pairs perfectly with your favorite coffee beans – from Blue Mountain to Columbian, to Kona and, of course, Sumatra.