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Daily Darwin – Skateur Flambé
Ah, yes. Darwin says. The old “Skaterboarder Flambé routine. Darwin’s suggests that to avoid such and occurrence, keeping one’s precious genomes warm is best accomplished by long johns and a woolly robe than by a ‘splash’ of gasoline and a spark.
Skateboard Flambé or, if you prefer, Skateur Flambé.
https://youtu.be/jblHbG17_nY
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – Shazam!!
Gomer Pyle – Shazam!
Resume Writing Advice For Laid Off Journalists
To improve your very slim chances of finding gainful employment, do not mention these personal or ‘professional’ accomplishments in your next resume or during any upcoming interviews.
Come’on Oscars – Tear Down Those ‘Effing Walls
Hollywood Elites. If walls and fences and ID Cards and Invitations and guns are immoral, then why do you have so very many of them at your very own Oscar Event? Are you all racists? Or do you just hate all those deplorable unwashed people out there that just really want to see what the Red Carpet looks like. After all, those are the people that do the jobs you don’t want to do and support the economy that keeps you in booze, babes (or boys), big houses, big boats, big cars, big egos, and big drugs. Tear Down Those ‘Effing Walls, Oscar!!
If Obama Had A Son…
Whoopsie. That was Obama’s ‘son’, Trayvon, from the Martin side of Obama’s family. Or it could have been Michael, from the Brown side, of the Ferguson branch, of Obama’s family.
https://youtu.be/Yt_g5JPdP8Y
Get Your ‘Green New Deal’ Swag
Yours for only 40 Trillion $Dollars. Cow farts extra.
Jussie Does An OJ
Hide the keys to the white Ford Bronco.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – Green New Deal? Or Make America Amish Again (MAAA)
AOC does the GND.
MAAA.
MAGA Lion Attack Thwarted By Colorado Hiker
Just kidding. I was trying out the newest headline writing style practiced by the Mainstream Media, called “Smolletting”. Here’s the real story brought to you by the ‘real’ CNN.
From CNN, “Runner who suffocated mountain lion with his foot describes the attack.”
When Travis Kauffman went for a run near Fort Collins, Colorado, little did he know his workout would include suffocating a mountain lion.
“I feel like I should go buy a bunch of lottery tickets,” he said.
On Thursday, authorities identified Kauffman as the runner who won a fight-to-the-death struggle last week after the cat ambushed him along the trail.
