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He’s A ‘Smooth’ Operator

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Diamond life, lover boy
He move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy
City lights and business nights
When you require streetcar desire for higher heights

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance
No place to be ending but somewhere to start

No need to ask, he’s a smooth operator, Smooth operator, smooth operator, Smooth operator

Sade – “Smooth Operator”

Would You Take A Ride On Elon’s Big ‘Effing Rocket?

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TechCrunch reports, “Elon Musk just renamed SpaceX’s Big F** Rocket.”  How about booking a seat?

BFR, the monster rocket that will cost SpaceX roughly $5 billion to develop, has a new name.

SpaceX  CEO Elon Musk  tweeted late Monday night that he has renamed the company’s largest (and yet to be built) BFR rocket to Starship. Or more precisely, the spaceship portion will be called Starship. The rocket booster used to propel Starship from Earth’s gravitational grasp will be called Super Heavy.

Me. I’ll pass on a chance for a seat on Elon’s BFR – Big ‘Effing Rocket, since I’m never an ‘early adopter’, and since I seen pictures of how he came to design the ‘effing thing.

Polar Bears React To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ Prediction that “We’re All Gonna Die In 12 Years”

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RealClearPolitics reports this Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “laffer” from Lefty Field from Ocasio-Cortez: “The World Is Going To End In 12 Years If We Don’t Address Climate Change.”  Well, Alexandria.  What do the polar bears think about your prediction?  After all, it sounds pretty dire saying “we’re all gonna die.”

Millennials and people, you know, Gen Z and all these folks that will come after us are looking up and we’re like: The world is going to end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change and your biggest issue is how are we gonna pay for it?” Ocasio-Cortez told Coates. “This is the war — this is our World War II.

In fact, the bears think that if things are so ‘effing dire that we’re all gonna die,  we might as well have some penguin on the ‘Barbie’, listen to some tunes, and catch a couple of cold brewskis.