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How Hot Is It, Johnny?

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It’s so hot that local cows are giving evaporated milk.

It was so hot, a robin dipped his worm in Nestea.
It was so hot that Burger King was singing, “If you want it your way, cook it yourself!”
It’s so hot that even the sun is looking for some shade.
It’s so hot the thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?!”
It’s so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry clothes at the same time.

Hey Teachers Union – Leave The Kids Alone

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Chicago Teachers Union codifies LGBTQ+ protections in new contract

Windy City Times – The Chicago Teachers Union’s newly ratified contract is being hailed as a landmark victory for LGBTQ+ inclusion in public education, with protections that safeguard trans students and queer educators amid growing national hostility.

The Chicago Teachers Union (CTU) ratified the new four-year contract on April 14 with 97% approval from its membership. The agreement with Chicago Public Schools (CPS) goes beyond traditional labor issues, establishing some of the most comprehensive contractual protections for LGBTQ+ students and educators in the country.

The contract codifies key provisions such as gender-affirming health care, the use of affirmed names for students and staff, dedicated gender support coordinators in every school, support for Gender and Sexuality Alliances (GSAs) and stronger accountability mechanisms when violations occur.

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