Daily Darwin – Rocket Man

Darwin dutifully writes that strapping a rocket to ones ass and then expecting a good outcome for one’s genomes has always been a delusion.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Real Fireworks

Darwin posits that when one consumes a 6 pack of Colt45 Talls and then stumbles over to the Reservation Smoke and Fireworks Shop, endeavoring to purchase a firework called “Giant Balls-Buster”, that same proud owner should not allow that same “Giant Balls-Buster” firework anywhere near his very own genomes.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Spirit Voting With Hillary

hillary_spirit_voteIf you thought that Spirit Cooking was ‘odd’, try Spirit Voting with Hillary. My suggestion is that you don’t let Hillary spirit away your vote for Donald Trump or you’ll end up eating your heart out for what could have been.

You can watch the following tasty tidbit on Spirit Cooking right along with John Podesta, Satanists, and Hillary Clinton?

Beware the bodily fluids — formal bibs are required.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epzOg5cS3N0

Daily Darwin – Squandered Their Luck

Darwin says notably, that some genomes are destined to use all of their good fortune in one glorious moment. After that, it’ll be a paper cut or an ingrown toenail that gets ’em.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places

Darwin is beside himself with mirth after this unlucky suitor failed to find his love by searching a hole in a tree.  It’s a good thing, Darwin notes, that his genomes weren’t involved in the search.  That effort would have, indeed, redefined ‘prickly’.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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