WTF
‘Botas Puntiagudas’ Week Begins
Celebrate the start of ‘Semana Mexicana de Botas Puntiagudas’ by viewing some of our most favorite ‘Pointy Boots’. Just be careful not to poke yourself in the eye. And remember, “No Running Allowed”.
Somebody Get Granny
Who was in charge of Granny, anyway?
Some Advice for Lena Dunham
The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….
Argh! My eyes!
This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!
Kardashian Family Business Closes
After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out. The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please). It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.
You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.




















