Hey!! Who shadowed my rays?
WTF
No Haircuts for Pussy’s Here
Village People – “Macho Man”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UO4jquAlY
Somebody Get Granny
Who was in charge of Granny, anyway?
Some Advice for Lena Dunham
The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….
Argh! My eyes!
This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!
Kardashian Family Business Closes
After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out. The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please). It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.
You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.
Newest ‘Shark Tank’ Product Submission
I’m betting that this baby will cause a bidding war between Lori and Mr. Wonderful with Mark Cuban butting in at the end like the turd he is.
Daily Darwin – Whose Genome Gets Gored?
Darwin states that he paraphrased the old adage a bit. “It depends upon whose ox gets gored” gets this substitution , “At a rodeo, it depends upon the row in which you sit as to whether your genome gets gored.” So whose genome gets gored? Why the dufus in the first row, of course.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
No #Whiners At Grannie’s House
Granny invented the phrase “Git ‘er Done!”
AfroAmericana – Ghetto Car
Where do you keeps the step ladder? I axe you…
Auto Bullseye Darts
Winning. With a little help from your friends.