So Oregon’s greenie #Snowflake #Whiners can finally pump their own gasoline. Heh.
WTF
Awww!! – Dreaming of Shark Week
This year I’m gonna go as a Hammerhead Shark for the 2018 Shark Week kickoff party.
Sanctuary California
With a little luck, legal pot, and Governor Moonbeam’s assistance all the lower-shelf type individuals that “Flyover Country” could do without will make their way to Sanctuary California. As a matter of fact, most Red State crime problems could be solved with a bus ticket and $200 bucks for pot and munchies. It would work.
Bad Turkey Stuffing Is Worse Than Your Worst Bad Buritto
You shoulda followed your recommended USDA Turkey Stuffing Basics, fool. But, hey. That’s a mistake you’ll never make again.
Dumpster Diving With Nick Cage
Chalk another bow-wowser up for Nicholas ‘Effing Cage. The Dalily Caller writes, “Nicolas Cage’s Latest Movie Looks Absolutely Awful“.












