Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”
Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”
Finger lickin’ good.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Take 2:42 and enjoy a true adventure in Rube Goldberg ingenuity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlKy9JtTYxQ
Found on American Digest
Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch. He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Could this be the last product to proudly display the “Made In USA” logo? We make grass Flip Flops. They make Smart Phones and computers.
Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.
You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Anybody seen Joe? Or Mary?
They say never bring a knife to a gun fight, but in Obama’s case, he even forgoes the knife.
Darwin thinks George has a point.
Last night’s Democratic Party Presidential debate taught these lessons
I was trolling the guide for Netflux the other night and found myself back in 1986.
Embrace your germs. Because if what The Mirror reports is true, you’re surrounded by bugs, and they know where you’ve been.
‘Germ clouds’ containing millions of bugs surround EVERY human – and they show where you have been.
Every human on earth has a cloud of germs surrounding them at all times – and it is almost as distinct to that person as a fingerprint.
The “microbial cloud” contains millions of bugs that are put out from various pores and points in our bodies.
According to experts, the cloud hangs around a person’s body at all times and each individual cloud has a signature that could be read by carrying out genetic analysis of the bacteria.
“Click” to enjoy your “CDC Chic” gallery:
You really have to watch out for that first step, whatever way you stumble over it.