“We’re All Gonna Die”

AGW – When Is It Going To Be ‘Effing Spring?

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Put those bikes away kiddies ’cause AccuWeather says your week is gonna suck, “Midweek nor’easter to bring heavy snow, cause travel disruptions and renew power outages“.

While the midweek storm will not become as powerful as the recent bomb cyclone, part of the northeastern United States can expect renewed power outages, heavy snow and widespread travel disruptions.

The storm set to unleash a blizzard over the northern Plains will fizzle over the eastern Great Lakes and central Appalachians Tuesday into Tuesday night.

However, the storm is projected to reorganize and strengthen along the coast as many storms often do from Wednesday into Thursday.

Monday Morning Morons

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To introduce our newest feature, Monday Morning Morons, Evel “The Street Skier” Knotknievel demonstrates his famous death defying ‘Shoefly Slide’.  We’re pretty sure you’ll be reading about him in the Monday Morning Mortuary notices shortly.

Barefoot Water Skiing Championship – Now That’s Barefooting With Style

Daily Darwin – Social Justice Warrior Flambes Genomes

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Darwin duly notes that SJW’s tend not to be the ‘brightest candles on the cake’.  He points out that this genius was a ‘few clowns short of a circus’ when he decided throwing a flaming bottle of flammables was a good idea.   One could say the SJW’s ‘logs were ablaze but the chimney was clogged’. And furthermore, Darwin says noting the cracking sounds of genomes roasting, this Social Justice Warrior was definitely ‘a few burgers short of a barbecue’.

Darwin theorizes that most of these SJW Rocket Scientists are ‘all booster and no payload’.  He says most of them ‘couldn’t hit a target with an atomic bomb’ or much less ‘blow their noses even if brains were dynamite’.  As for the genome question itself, Darwin hypothesizes that this SJW shish kebab’s ‘brother was an only child’.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Professor: “San Francisco’s a Bigger ‘Shithole’ Than Kenya or India”

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Give a Liberal a city and they turn it into a ‘Shithole’.

“The contamination is … much greater than communities in Brazil or Kenya or India,” said Dr. Lee Riley, a UC Berkeley professor, as reported by Breitbart.

One of the most expensive U.S. cities to live in is on track to become one of the dirtiest cities in the world, an investigation revealed.

Journalists with NBC Bay Area released a report which surveyed 153 blocks in downtown San Francisco and found some shocking results: more than 300 piles of feces and 100 drug needles lined the streets of downtown San Francisco, including in areas near upscale hotels and government buildings.

One infectious disease expert told NBC Bay Area that the streets of San Francisco are on par with or worse than those of developing countries.

AGW – Iceberg Hugging Polar Bear

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In the world of AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) you’ve got your “tree huggers” and you’ve also got your “iceberg huggers”.

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