“We’re All Gonna Die”

Ramadan Bombathon 2017 – Day 10

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You could call the holiday, “Ramabombathan”. Here’s the tale of death and destruction leveled in the name of Allah during the “Religion of Peace’s” Holiest month of Ramadan.

Read this from – TheReligionOfPeace.com.

Are all religions really the same? Is “Islamophobia” a bigger problem than Islamic terror? Is it really even a “phobia”… or is Islam genuinely different?  Let’s find out. Let’s keep score during Islam’s holiest month. (June 4th) Note : Islamic terrorists killed people in 17 countries during the first 9 days of Ramadan 2017.

Date Country City Killed Injured Description
2017.06.05 Iraq Baghdad 1 4 A 10-year-old boy is disassembled by an ‘insurgent’ mortar fired into his family home.
2017.06.05 Australia Melbourne 1 1 An ISIS-inspired gunman kills a man and takes a woman hostage.
2017.06.04 Pakistan Quaidabad 1 0 A barber is shot to death in his shop by sectarian Jihadis.
2017.06.04 Iraq Zanjili 32 24 A wave of suicide bombers produces thirty-two dead Iraqis.
2017.06.04 Pakistan Talibul Moula 1 0 An 18-year-old girl is shot to death by her father for ‘having an affair.’
2017.06.04 Pakistan Spini 2 0 Two Hazara religious minorities are gunned down for their faith.
2017.06.04 Afghanistan Kandahar 6 1 Two religious men join the police and then gun down six colleagues in cold blood.
2017.06.03 India Lower Munda 2 4 Hizb-ul-Mujahideen members ambush and killed two local security personnel.
2017.06.03 Iraq Zanjili 43 0 Forty-three civilians are massacred by the Islamic State as they attempt to flee the caliphate.
2017.06.03 England London 7 48 Three Muslims shouting “this is for Allah,” plow into pedestrians on London Bridge, then proceed to a market, stabbing people until seven others are dead.

For the rest of the carnage, click here.

 

 

Daily Darwin – Tornado Mowing Man

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Darwin states that this pair of genomes is destined for the record book of ‘genomenus hugeness’.

In honor of this Daily Darwin Recipient, Darwin, his ownself, has launched a new category of craziness, the “What?  Me Worry?  Survival Award”.

From the Times Colonist, “Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says he ‘was keeping an eye on it’“.

Cecilia Wessels snapped the picture of her husband, Theunis, on Friday evening as the twister passed near their home in Three Hills. She said cutting the grass was on her husband’s to-do list, and as he started the task, she went for a nap.

Wessels said she was woken by her nine-year-old daughter who was upset that there was something like a tornado in the sky, but her father wouldn’t come inside. Theunis Wessels said the tornado was actually much further away than it appears in the photo, and that it was moving away from them.

There have been no reports of injuries from the tornado, although some other photos show downed trees and a barn with its roof ripped off.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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‘Bagdad Wolf’ Defends “Brain Muncher” Associate’s Trump Attacks

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From the Daily Caller we get this tasty morsel, “CNN Host Who Ate Human Brain Says Trump Is An ‘Embarrassment To Humankind’“.  In his colleague’s defense, Bagdad Wolf Blitzer stated, “Trump made Reza eat the brains which cause him to contract ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ a disease quite similar to Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) or ‘Mad Cow Disease’.  Yuk.

Bagdad Wolf show defending ‘Braineater’ Reza Aslan

CNN host Reza Aslan, who recently ate human brain on national television, called President Trump an “embarrassment to humankind” for reiterating his call for a travel ban in the aftermath of the London terror attacks.

“We need to be smart, vigilant and tough. We need the courts to give us back our rights,” Trump tweeted. “We need the Travel Ban as an extra level of safety!”

“This piece of shit is not just an embarrassment to America and a stain on the presidency,” Aslan tweeted in response. “He’s an embarrassment to humankind.”

AGW – Springtime In Russia

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So Trump is pulling out of the Paris (AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) Climate Agreement? I can’t wait for the Liberals of whatever persuasion and the Democrats to blame Vladimir Putin for Trump’s decision to withdraw. Do you think this Russkie Spring weather might be a motivating factor for Vlad “The Influencer” to get a little ‘warming’ going on?

Na Na Hey Hey – Goodbye AGW Climate Change Treaty

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From AP, “Official says Trump expected to pull US from Paris deal“.

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump is expected to pull the United States from a landmark global climate agreement (**AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather**), a White House official said Wednesday, though there could be “caveats in the language” announcing a withdrawal, leaving open the possibility that his decision isn’t final.

Exiting the deal would be certain to anger allies that spent years negotiating the accord to reduce carbon emissions.

Steam – “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss AGA Goodbye”.  Well, almost…

Norks – Kim Jong-un Prepares For 3rd U.S. Battle Group

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VOA News.com reports, “3rd US Naval Strike Force Deployed to Deter North Korea“.

The United States is sending a third aircraft carrier strike force to the western Pacific region in an apparent warning to North Korea to deter its ballistic missile and nuclear programs, two sources have told VOA.

The USS Nimitz, one of the world’s largest warships, will join two other supercarriers, the USS Carl Vinson and the USS Ronald Reagan, in the western Pacific, the sources told VOA’s Steve Herman.

 

Pope ‘AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)’ Gives Trump a Letter

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From the Independent, “The Pope gave Donald Trump a 192-page letter he wrote on climate change“.

Donald Trump was given a gift during his meeting with Pope Francis at the Vatican: a papal letter detailing why the world should fight against climate change.

Pope Francis issued the encyclical in 2015, just months before nearly 200 countries signed the historic Paris Agreement on climate change.

The agreement is considered a large part of President Obama’s legacy, particularly his work on environmental issues like establishing a protected national park in Hawaii and passing legislation on clean energy.

The “Donald” said thanks.