Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Daily Darwin – Social Justice Warrior Flambes Genomes
Darwin duly notes that SJW’s tend not to be the ‘brightest candles on the cake’. He points out that this genius was a ‘few clowns short of a circus’ when he decided throwing a flaming bottle of flammables was a good idea. One could say the SJW’s ‘logs were ablaze but the chimney was clogged’. And furthermore, Darwin says noting the cracking sounds of genomes roasting, this Social Justice Warrior was definitely ‘a few burgers short of a barbecue’.
Darwin theorizes that most of these SJW Rocket Scientists are ‘all booster and no payload’. He says most of them ‘couldn’t hit a target with an atomic bomb’ or much less ‘blow their noses even if brains were dynamite’. As for the genome question itself, Darwin hypothesizes that this SJW shish kebab’s ‘brother was an only child’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Professor: “San Francisco’s a Bigger ‘Shithole’ Than Kenya or India”
Give a Liberal a city and they turn it into a ‘Shithole’.
“The contamination is … much greater than communities in Brazil or Kenya or India,” said Dr. Lee Riley, a UC Berkeley professor, as reported by Breitbart.
One of the most expensive U.S. cities to live in is on track to become one of the dirtiest cities in the world, an investigation revealed.
Journalists with NBC Bay Area released a report which surveyed 153 blocks in downtown San Francisco and found some shocking results: more than 300 piles of feces and 100 drug needles lined the streets of downtown San Francisco, including in areas near upscale hotels and
One infectious disease expert told NBC Bay Area that the streets of San Francisco are on par with or worse than those of developing countries.
AGW – Iceberg Hugging Polar Bear
In the world of AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) you’ve got your “tree huggers” and you’ve also got your “iceberg huggers”.
The Benadryl Challenge
If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was for true idiots, well, the Benadryl Challenge takes ‘idiot’ to a whole ‘nuther level of comatose.
Meet The Newest Olympic Sport
You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good. But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump. Curling….eat your heart out
Ruh-Roh Charlie Darwin – Your Newest Candidate Just ‘Beat Feet’
It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie. And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.
**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???
New Canadian ‘Mandarin’ Orange Labeling Requirements
Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes? I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean? Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada? Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing? And what will happen to your “Manicures”? 
Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”
As Seen On TV – The “Taco Cleanse” System
Or if you want to save a couple of bucks, you can make your own Taco or Burrito Cleanse. Just leave your favorite flavor of taco or burrito on your car’s dashboard (or under the seat) for a couple of days, then enjoy. You will be cleansed.
North Korean Version of “Cool Runnings”
“Cool Runnings” – Trailer (1993)