“We’re All Gonna Die”
Halloween Hump Day – Woo-Hoo!!
Mike. Mike! MIKE!!! What day Is IT???
Portland Witch Infestation
In addition to their real problems with Anifas, slugs, killer moss, extreme Vitamin D Deficiencies (no ‘effing sunshine), bad Municipal Governance, being spitting distance from 10 Civilization killing Volcanos, toenail fungus, Birkenstocks everywhere, and now, a major, bordering on humungus, Paddleboarding Witch Infestation.
‘Midterm Bomber’ Early Bomb Prototypes
Now that the ‘Midterm Bomber’ has been caught (frankly because he was an idiot and because the FBI is AWESOME in catching idiots), and no one has been injured, we can reveal some of the early prototypes that our ‘intrepid’ bomber tried.
Midterm Bomber ‘Be Like’ Wile E. Coyote
I’m sure it’s only a coincidence that an extremely prolific bomb maker, such as the so-called “Midterm Bomber”, has fail to explode anything but news headlines and confusion – has failed so spectacularly that it seems almost intentional. What illegal migrant caravan invading horde at our border, you say? What fizzling ‘Blue Wave’, inquiring minds would like to know? I’m not saying anything, but…. It is October and October is the time for “October Surprises” in politics. Boo!!
A false flag is a covert operation event, usually perpetrated by a group belonging to or allied with our own government. It is designed to control populations through fear via a manufactured enemy; and often results in mass-casualty deaths. Some of these events use crisis actors as victims, which means that there are no real casualties, though it is staged to seem like it.
The term false flag has different, but related meanings in warfare, cyber-attacks, espionage, psychology, political campaigning and civilian usage.
Hump Day – Halloween Hugs
Ya wanna balloon Kiddie-kins?
In Pumpkin Spice Space No One Can Hear You Scream
“Alien” – In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
Rule Z – Halloween Zombie Snowmen
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Darwin’s Lawn Mower Art Project Brigade
These not so clever Jackson Pollock wannabees have demonstrated that unintended consequences can also be art. Watch how they turn green paint, a lawn mower, and a canvas and easel into a red, fiery inferno. As a side note, one wonders whether the lawn mower wrangler has ever regrown the hair on his uncovered extremities.
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Kitty Has Plan For Hiding Your Body
And she knows you will never, ever be found.
Anderson Cooper Reporting On Hurricane Michael
