“We’re All Gonna Die”

Polar Bears React To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ Prediction that “We’re All Gonna Die In 12 Years”

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RealClearPolitics reports this Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “laffer” from Lefty Field from Ocasio-Cortez: “The World Is Going To End In 12 Years If We Don’t Address Climate Change.”  Well, Alexandria.  What do the polar bears think about your prediction?  After all, it sounds pretty dire saying “we’re all gonna die.”

Millennials and people, you know, Gen Z and all these folks that will come after us are looking up and we’re like: The world is going to end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change and your biggest issue is how are we gonna pay for it?” Ocasio-Cortez told Coates. “This is the war — this is our World War II.

In fact, the bears think that if things are so ‘effing dire that we’re all gonna die,  we might as well have some penguin on the ‘Barbie’, listen to some tunes, and catch a couple of cold brewskis.

Venezuela – Just Another Democratic-Socialist Shithole

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Democratic-Socialist and former bartender, have a drink of what Socialism brought the Venezuelans.  Then take your case of dysentery to a hospital in Caracas – that is, assuming there’s any electricity, clean water, or medical supplies left in the city.

Reuters reports, “Desperate Venezuelans swarm sewage drains in search of water.”

As Venezuela’s five-day power blackout left homes without water, Lilibeth Tejedor found herself looking for it on Monday in the last place she would have imagined – a drain pipe feeding into a river carrying sewage through the capital, Caracas.

Unlike the fetid liquid flowing through the Guaire river, the water emerging from the pipe was at least clear. Those who gathered to collect it said the water had been released by local authorities from reservoirs.

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College Students Strike For TidePods

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Actually, according to The Daily Caller, “SARAH LAWRENCE STUDENTS DEMAND FREE FABRIC SOFTENER TO COMBAT RACISM.”

Crikey!! “The annual list price to attend Sarah Lawrence College on a full time basis for 2017/2018 is $70,266 for all students regardless of their residency. This fee is comprised of $52,600 for tuition, $14,856 room and board, $600 for books and supplies and $1,410 for other fees.” Nowhere do I see a stipend for TidePods. So suck it up Snowflakes and hope that Gender Studies Degree can get you a job….maybe in housekeeping so that you can use someone else’s TidePods.

Since ‘Liberal Derangement Syndrome’ is so much fun, here are a few more Adventures with TidePods.

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