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President To Issue New Coronavirus Recommendations

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Trump set to urge Americans to wear face coverings when outside

Politico – President Donald Trump is preparing to encourage Americans to wear face coverings, the latest effort to curb the spread of the coronavirus, according to three individuals with knowledge of the planned announcement.

Trump’s planned guidance — which two officials said is imminent but not yet finalized — would encourage Americans to use homemade coverings, like cloth masks, scarves or bandannas, when outside the home. Health experts believe that the practice, which is common in nations like Singapore and Japan but unusual in the United States, would reduce the risk of individuals not exhibiting symptoms spreading the disease.

Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About The Chinese Coronavirus…

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…Cause Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About Bats.

Des Moines Register – It was the chomp heard ’round the world… when, on Jan. 20, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne dined on a bat while on stage in Des Moines in front of 5,000 or so witnesses.  The landmark night turned out to be a bloody decapitation…By a looney Englishman with toxic drug habits whose job description at the time read something like “dark prince of heavy metal.”

So, yeah.  Ozzy knows a thing or two about a bat or two.

**Thanks Anon in MT

Washed Up and Washed Out Madonna Attempts Relevancy During Coronavirus Pandemic

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Carpe Donktum Provides The Background Effects For Madonna’s Ghastly Little Bathtub Performance.

The woman is seriously weird and the scene is so seriously macabre that I feel compelled to put it behind an EYE BLEACH Warning. Click More at your own peril.

You can click Homer to get an eye full…, but remember you were warned

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