With the success of Tide Pod snacks, it was inevitable that Procter & Gamble would add a line of beverages to help wash those little snacks down.
**FakeNewsAlert**
Darwin gags (heh) down a chortle as he notes that the current rage of eating Tide PODS as a gag (heh, heh) is going to end up washing (heh, heh, heh) the perpetrators genomes right out of the old gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors