Suck it up cupcake. At least they’re not running with scissors.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
8 Word Rebuttal of the Doctrine of Political Correctness
It’s actually a 4 word rebuttal, repeated twice. Imagine destroying the centerpiece of Liberalism in six syllables?
New Government Required Gender Sensitive Label For Firearms
With the surge in firearms sales to the LGBT Community post Orlando, the Federal Government is requiring an additional safety label for all self-identifying Queer LGBTQ folk.
You’ve got to hand it to those Federal Nannies. Without their help, those poor little LGBTQ Cupcakes might never have figured it out.
Hillary’s Solution for Deep Penetrating Corruption
So thorough, that only a slight “stench” has ever been reported by the MainStream Media.
Another Tasteless Tourist Curio
Perhaps tasteless was a poor choice of words….
Louisiana Theme Park Wildlife Alert
ISIS Hoverboard Mishap
Mishap, or Goatfuck. You decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymvgEp2Armk
Daily Darwin – Surfer Dude Dud
Darwin says that if one tries “Roof Surfing” one should wear a “Genome Protective Device” over the old family genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
