“That’s Gotta Hurt”

Daily Darwin – Flaming Dick Trick…er, Drink Trick

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Darwin apologizes for the headline (right!), but he couldn’t resist. He says that anyone that intentionally sets the family genomes on fire deserves to be the “butt” of a “dick” joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLoZ1pMGk2g

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Original link from – Woodsterman

Daily Darwin – Bitch Slapped By A Geyser

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Darwin duly notes that not only can your face be “bitch-slapped” by a geyser, but there’s a fair chance your genomes can be par-boiled by the same.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Hillary Was Afraid To Open Her Own Emails

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From the Washington Times we find that, “Hillary Clinton failed to report several hacking attempts, grew afraid of opening emails“.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s use of a secret email to conduct official business broke a number of department policies, an inspector general Hillary_Liar_Land_Ramirezconcluded in a report sent to Capitol Hill Wednesday that also suggests she used the account to try to hide her communications from the public.

The 83-page report, obtained by The Washington Times, is devastating in its evaluation of Mrs. Clinton’s behavior, saying it can find no record of her getting approval from either security or legal staffers for her unique arrangement. The report also undercuts many of her campaign’s explanations for her use of the system, dismisses comparisons to her predecessors’ email use, and points to repeated hacking attempts that she failed to report.

Pissed Camel Decapitates Negligent Lover

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From the Times of India comes this stomach churning reminder that even if you named your camel Clyde, you still better not piss him off,  “Tied in heat all day, angry camel severs owner’s head“.

JAISALMER: Left in the heat with its legs tied all day, a camel attacked its owner and severed his head in anger in Rajasthan’s Barmer district on Saturday. About 25 villagers struggled for 6 hours to calm the animal down.
Camel_Xing_Warning_Sign_250Urjaram of Mangta village was entertaining guests at his house on Saturday night when he suddenly realised that his camel had been out in the heat all day with its legs tied. He was attacked when he tried to untie the annoyed animal.”The animal lifted him by the neck and threw him on to the ground, chewed the body and severed the head,” villager Thakara Ram said. Villagers revealed that the camel had attacked Urjaram in the past as well.

As a general rule, camels are much easier to reason with when “It’s Midnight at the Oasis“.

Daily Darwin – Oops, My Bad

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Darwin states that when the “look both ways genome is recessive in a young male” life expectancy is short.  And often very flat.  And squashed.  Like a bug on a windshield.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Feeling the “Bern” in Venezuela

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So how is that “Free” thing working out for you in the Socialist Utopia of Venezuela?

From YahooNews, “Venezuela, where a hamburger is officially $170“.

Caracas (AFP) – If a visitor to Venezuela is unfortunate enough to pay for anything with a foreign credit card, the eye-watering cost might suggest they were in a city pricier than Tokyo or Zurich.

Bernie_Sanders_Breadlines_2016A hamburger sold for 1,700 Venezuelan bolivares is $170, or a 69,000-bolivar hotel room is $6,900 a night, based on the official rate of 10 bolivares for $1.

But of course no merchant is pricing at the official rate imposed under currency controls. It’s the black market rate of 1,000 bolivares per dollar that’s applied.

But for Venezuelans paid in hyperinflation-hit bolivares, and living in an economy relying on mostly imported goods or raw materials, conditions Bernie_Sanders_Hollywood_Foolsare unthinkably expensive.

Even for the middle class, most of it sliding into poverty, hamburgers and hotels are out-of-reach excesses.

“Everybody is knocked low,” Michael Leal, a 34-year-old manager of an eyewear store in Caracas, told AFP. “We can’t breathe.”

– Shuttered stores –